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Signs of an immaculately conditioned team

Total yardage by team in first half:

Oregon 196
Auburn 171

Second half:

Oregon 136
Auburn 212


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  • jhfstyle24jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255

    True story:

    In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....

    "Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".

    Turned out, I was right.

    There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,563 Founders Club

    Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

    That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

    Dipshit moustache fucker.

    When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 109,485 Founders Club
    My mom went to Stadium
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,287

    Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

    Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.
    Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machine

  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,563 Founders Club
    We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.

    Also....this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,563 Founders Club
    edited September 2019

    Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

    Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.
    Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machine

    Put some bricks in a backpack and go run hills until you puke. Then drink the puke so you don’t waste valuable nutrients and go run some more. Bitch.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,287
    Or just run with a tire
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,563 Founders Club
    Or commit armed robbery!
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 109,485 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.

    Also....this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI

    My mom went
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