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DUCKFIGHTER ILLUSTRATED: VOLUME 1
RaceBannon
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SEASON PREVIEW YEAR IN REVIEW
Is Clay Helton America's Best Coach?
Will Utah Win the National Championship?
Will Oregon Join the SEC?
Will WSU Win the Apple Cup?
What's With All the Questions?
PAC 12 PREVIEW
The Washington Huskies will go 12-0, 9-0 and win the North Division thanks to some well timed cloud seeding in advance of the Apple Cup. They will beat Stanford 3-2 in the Conference Championship Game as Skinny takes a knee in the endzone on the final play because he had Stanford plus 2.
Cal is rated too high and their season will be nothing special.
Jake Hubert will sit out the season to prep for the XFL draft.
Stanford will be annoyingly good once again as the David Shaw will suck someday narrative enters its 12th year.
WSU should have won the last 6 Apple Cups because the butlucky DAWGS got lucky.
ASU will beat UW but lose the south to Stanford anyway.
USC will go 11-1 and save Helton's job by beating Purdue in the Redbox Bowl.
SEC
Bama coach Nick Saban petitioned the Alabama legislature to increase the salary cap in an effort to catch back up with Clemson after an embarrassing loss in the Title Game.
Georgia won't win the National Title for the 39th straight year
LSU will have the entire team drafted and go 9-3.
Auburn will open with a win over Oregon and then lose 11 straight games.
ACC
Did you watch Clemson last night? Did you hear anyone say Georgia Tech sucks and the ACC is horrible? No you didn't because self loathing football fans are found out west ripping the PAC 12 to shreds.
There is literally no one else in the ACC worth talking about
B1G
Ryan "Night And" Day takes over at tOSU and will beat Mich-again
Wisconsin will win 9 games with an all white squad
Penn State will be exceptionally average.
BIG 8
Its all about OU, OU, OU. It's all about the OU. Lincoln Kennedy will make Jalen "Tell Me Where It" Hurts the 3rd straight Hesiman winner.
TCU has a nice MBA program
Oklahoma State has an OU problem
Texas is BACK for another disappointing season.
PLAYOFFS?
UW 34, Bama 17
Clemson 55, OU 54
UW 34, Clemson 17
Is Clay Helton America's Best Coach?
Will Utah Win the National Championship?
Will Oregon Join the SEC?
Will WSU Win the Apple Cup?
What's With All the Questions?
PAC 12 PREVIEW
The Washington Huskies will go 12-0, 9-0 and win the North Division thanks to some well timed cloud seeding in advance of the Apple Cup. They will beat Stanford 3-2 in the Conference Championship Game as Skinny takes a knee in the endzone on the final play because he had Stanford plus 2.
Cal is rated too high and their season will be nothing special.
Jake Hubert will sit out the season to prep for the XFL draft.
Stanford will be annoyingly good once again as the David Shaw will suck someday narrative enters its 12th year.
WSU should have won the last 6 Apple Cups because the butlucky DAWGS got lucky.
ASU will beat UW but lose the south to Stanford anyway.
USC will go 11-1 and save Helton's job by beating Purdue in the Redbox Bowl.
SEC
Bama coach Nick Saban petitioned the Alabama legislature to increase the salary cap in an effort to catch back up with Clemson after an embarrassing loss in the Title Game.
Georgia won't win the National Title for the 39th straight year
LSU will have the entire team drafted and go 9-3.
Auburn will open with a win over Oregon and then lose 11 straight games.
ACC
Did you watch Clemson last night? Did you hear anyone say Georgia Tech sucks and the ACC is horrible? No you didn't because self loathing football fans are found out west ripping the PAC 12 to shreds.
There is literally no one else in the ACC worth talking about
B1G
Ryan "Night And" Day takes over at tOSU and will beat Mich-again
Wisconsin will win 9 games with an all white squad
Penn State will be exceptionally average.
BIG 8
Its all about OU, OU, OU. It's all about the OU. Lincoln Kennedy will make Jalen "Tell Me Where It" Hurts the 3rd straight Hesiman winner.
TCU has a nice MBA program
Oklahoma State has an OU problem
Texas is BACK for another disappointing season.
PLAYOFFS?
UW 34, Bama 17
Clemson 55, OU 54
UW 34, Clemson 17
Comments
Huh?
https://www.uwdawgpound.com/2009/9/4/1016496/duck-fighter-illustrated-is-back