Why Oregon wins P12, and possibly the Natty

flatus

I got nothing.

Schedule is everything. Oregon's isn't favorable. At all.

Ducks will lose:
at Auburn in Dallas (everyone knows Auburn is just a day or so drive from Dallas, giving them a huge advantage in attendance--totally unfair. Nice scheduling, Bill Moos!)
at Stanford (only non-P12 teams rape them there)
at UW (these players don't really *believe* they're better, regardless of whether they are. Assume the position, with a knee, while dying in a fucking fire with full-blown aids)
and to a middling P12 team, probably on the road, but see 2015-2018 Autzen home record.

However, "we" could *still* tie for a P12 NW championship, salvaging an otherwise above-average season. "We" finally avoid Martin Field House after what feels like a lifetime of consecutive years of playing there, even though it's only been one year in a row. This year, because of Autzen "magic", "we" might only be losing by 14, rather than 27, at the half. This should give "us" ample time in the second half to continue to play like we did in the first, which is right where we want them. Leach and history play right into our palms and coog "it" late, very late. I like my Ducks in this one following 3.9369 quarters of heavy drinking and "partner" "abuse". Just kidding about the heavy drinking. Anyway, highlight of my year! Beat WSU, nothing else matters nor is something I care about this year.

Here's to another year of shitty P12 football!

oregonblitzkrieg

Oregon isn't great this year and only quooks think we're headed to the playoffs, but Oregon is more than adequate to beat a UW team lead by another Jake.

HanseeHall78

The Zeroes's problem is that that can't win on the road.

2016: 1-4
2017: 0-4
2018: 2-3

2019:
@Stanford
@USC
@Washington
@Arizona St.

Looks like 1-3 or 0-4.

FireCohen

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Oregon isn't great this year and only quooks think we're headed to the playoffs, but Oregon is more than adequate to beat a UW team lead by another Jake.

Not sure you guys travel that well. Will be tougher game in Seattle. WSU gives you guys fits for what ever the reason

chuck

flatus said:

I got nothing.

Schedule is everything. Oregon's isn't favorable. At all.

Ducks will lose:
at Auburn in Dallas (everyone knows Auburn is just a day or so drive from Dallas, giving them a huge advantage in attendance--totally unfair. Nice scheduling, Bill Moos!)
at Stanford (only non-P12 teams rape them there)
at UW (these players don't really *believe* they're better, regardless of whether they are. Assume the position, with a knee, while dying in a fucking fire with full-blown aids)
and to a middling P12 team, probably on the road, but see 2015-2018 Autzen home record.

However, "we" could *still* tie for a P12 NW championship, salvaging an otherwise above-average season. "We" finally avoid Martin Field House after what feels like a lifetime of consecutive years of playing there, even though it's only been one year in a row. This year, because of Autzen "magic", "we" might only be losing by 14, rather than 27, at the half. This should give "us" ample time in the second half to continue to play like we did in the first, which is right where we want them. Leach and history play right into our palms and coog "it" late, very late. I like my Ducks in this one following 3.9369 quarters of heavy drinking and "partner" "abuse". Just kidding about the heavy drinking. Anyway, highlight of my year! Beat WSU, nothing else matters nor is something I care about this year.

Here's to another year of shitty P12 football!

We? Our?

dhdawg

Oregon wins every home game, agree.

But loses at least 3 probably 4 of their road/"neutral" site games.