Urban to USC just became very real to me.

89ute

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.

ntxduck

Utah never has a shot

HanseeHall78

Never happens if Lynn Swann is still USC's AD

Pitchfork51

89ute said:

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.

You have a shot



To finish 3rd in South

RaceBannon

Urban is a next level salesman who you believe even though you know its bullshit

That's a hell of a gift

animate

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.

oregonblitzkrieg

Screw USC. Urbane will be coming to Oregon if he's coming to the PAC.

89ute

animate said:

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.

I hope you're right. But I don't think you are. These fuckers want nattys and the talent is already there. USC is just a good coach away. I don't see how USC is too far gone. I am puzzled why they keep tripping over their dick when it comes to coaching hires.

PurpleJ

Finally! A Pac-12 I can be PROUD of! Looking very much forward to playing him every year in the CCG. The competition will make us better IMO.

@DJDuck

HanseeHall78

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Screw USC. Urbane will be coming to Oregon if he's coming to the PAC.

Urban doesn't need to regress to a "step-up" program.

digits

89ute said:

animate said:

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.

I hope you're right. But I don't think you are. These fuckers want nattys and the talent is already there. USC is just a good coach away. I don't see how USC is too far gone. I am puzzled why they keep tripping over their dick when it comes to coaching hires.

It's because SC usually feels compelled to hire "SC guys."

animate

89ute said:

animate said:

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.

I hope you're right. But I don't think you are. These fuckers want nattys and the talent is already there. USC is just a good coach away. I don't see how USC is too far gone. I am puzzled why they keep tripping over their dick when it comes to coaching hires.

I just think that there is so much legal shit going on in so many areas with USC (not even talking about money for hiring) that USC would be very adverse to hiring anyone short of Mahatma Gandhi to coach their football team.

But.

This is big-time college football so anything can happen and money talks bullshit walks and all that great stuff.

We'll see. I would not be surprised to see urban at USC having said all this

oregonblitzkrieg

Most of the PAC 12 schools are too PC to hire him.

DerekJohnson

animate said:

89ute said:

animate said:

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.

I hope you're right. But I don't think you are. These fuckers want nattys and the talent is already there. USC is just a good coach away. I don't see how USC is too far gone. I am puzzled why they keep tripping over their dick when it comes to coaching hires.

I just think that there is so much legal shit going on in so many areas with USC (not even talking about money for hiring) that USC would be very adverse to hiring anyone short of Mahatma Gandhi to coach their football team.

But.

This is big-time college football so anything can happen and money talks bullshit walks and all that great stuff.

We'll see. I would not be surprised to see urban at USC having said all this

well it seems you have covered all your bases.

animate

DerekJohnson said:

animate said:

89ute said:

animate said:

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.

I hope you're right. But I don't think you are. These fuckers want nattys and the talent is already there. USC is just a good coach away. I don't see how USC is too far gone. I am puzzled why they keep tripping over their dick when it comes to coaching hires.

I just think that there is so much legal shit going on in so many areas with USC (not even talking about money for hiring) that USC would be very adverse to hiring anyone short of Mahatma Gandhi to coach their football team.

But.

This is big-time college football so anything can happen and money talks bullshit walks and all that great stuff.

We'll see. I would not be surprised to see urban at USC having said all this

well it seems you have covered all your bases.

Always have an out, always.

rodmansrage

i just dont see trooj making a competent football hire as they usually go with an alumni.

i could see urban being a 'finalist' but 'loosing' out to jack del rio or jeff fisher.

ntxduck

He moved to la in the offseason. Other p12 fans who won’t admit to themselves what’s about to happen are delusional

digits

ntxduck said:

He moved to la in the offseason. Other p12 fans who won’t admit to themselves what’s about to happen are delusional

Pretty sure that's where his new employer is located. But still.

rodmansrage

89ute said:

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.

89ute, with the season upon us, and the greater slc media/local area college fans living in a total bubble, i wanted to ask a few questions:

1) at least tell me you misspoke and are 'in the bottom rung of the scholarship circle.'

2) do you rock the 'crimson club' license plate holders on the front and back plates?

3) how many car flags you rockin on thursday?

4) how many mojava's from FiiZ you gonna down tailgating in provo on thursday nite?

5) lastly, the sheltered utah media points to a number of offensive players back which will put utah over the top. what really hasnt been addressed, probably cause they know kyle would take their nuts and press passes, is the fact utah is on their what? 9th OC in the last 11 years? but this time the guy 'is family' and 'did really well in 2008!' but, BUT! this year different though?

FireCohen

will probably take urban one year to clean the house. so i expect uw has 2 year window. This is great for the conference.

ntxduck

FirePete said:

will probably take urban one year to clean the house. so i expect uw has 2 year window. This is great for the conference.

He’ll be covering a ton of sc games this year, eying which players to “medically retire” When he takes over in December