Pm to the throbber

Pitchfork51

Finally got a blowjob from my big boobed accountant

Tried to go for the hotel room she shot me down. She's got kids and shit.

Whats the next move

Hey @Swaye fuck you you don't know anymore


To add to it I got annoyed and ate 4 chalupas at taco bell

2001400ex

There are two types of women accountants. Sluts who tease or girls that get attached.

Doog_de_Jour

If you wanna win the little lady ya gotta court her...





Don’t forget the Crystal Light and vodka in a champagne flute and you’ll be in like Flint.

GrundleStiltzkin

2001400ex said:

There are two types of women accountants. Sluts who tease or girls that get attached.

That is some disgusting stereotyping.

ramenduck

If you still needed to go to the hotel room after the beej, I think the Chalupas were the better outcome.

Accounting is clearly her first love.

MisterEm

Pitchfork51 said:

Finally got a blowjob from my big boobed accountant

Tried to go for the hotel room she shot me down. She's got kids and shit.

Whats the next move

Hey @Swaye fuck you you don't know anymore


To add to it I got annoyed and ate 4 chalupas at taco bell

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

2001400ex said:

There are two types of women accountants. Sluts who tease or girls that get attached.

That is some disgusting stereotyping.

It's something Trump would say

Bendintheriver

n/a

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

Finally got a blowjob from my big boobed accountant

Tried to go for the hotel room she shot me down. She's got kids and shit.

Whats the next move

Hey @Swaye fuck you you don't know anymore


To add to it I got annoyed and ate 4 chalupas at taco bell

Call HR and file a sexual harassment complaint. Tell them that she plotted for years to seduce you and you've been under constant pressure and a hostile work environment. Tell them you only submitted AFTER she resigned because you were fearful of her returning to the workplace vengeful and maybe shooting up the place, angered at not receiving your manhood while you maintained a white privilege position of dominance and power.

So, basically, you blew your load on her big boobs for the corporate good. You probably saved lives.

PurpleThrobber

Oh, and YKW.

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

There are two types of women accountants. Sluts who tease or girls that get attached.

The worst thing about the slutty female accountants is they always want to measure in Fair Value based on a Black-Scholes model.

#shrinkage

Pitchfork51

Big boobed accountant axed me to pick her up this morning because her car is in the shop.

She said "let's just fuck off work and go drinking"

I said any day but today I have one god damn thing to do at 2.

So me and her went to get lunch and I said good you owe me money let's hit the bar.

She refused and gave me 30 bucks.

So I drove her ass to the office then took the 30 and went to the bar. Called off the meeting.


Teasing bitch.

HustlinOwl

Make sure she washes her dress. That shit can get you in trouble.

Pitchfork51

So new plan is I have to fire her tomorrow


Which means I can finally bone

GDS

You going to ask her if she wants the good news or the bad news first?

PurpleJ

This thread is literally rape. Welcome to Trump’s Amerikkka.

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

So new plan is I have to fire her tomorrow


Which means I can finally bone

Are you guys splitting the proceeds from the sexual harassment settlement?

You should get the better end of a 60/40 split. She's been a cock tease for months.

It's only right.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

So new plan is I have to fire her tomorrow


Which means I can finally bone

Are you guys splitting the proceeds from the sexual harassment settlement?

You should get the better end of a 60/40 split. She's been a cock tease for months.

It's only right.

I feel that I win regardless

Thanks.

#throbber2020