Don James never had to face a ranked fighter pilot

RaceBannon

Native American

Fighter Pilot

Aircraft carrier landings

Killed rag heads from above

Came home and allegedly worked at the Jiffy Lube and Orkin yet managed to meet an heiress at the local swanky Virginia Country Club and swept her off her feet an into his basement torture chamber.

Somehow travels to the middle east to meet Sultans and Potentates on behalf of His Majesty's Presidency while using the cover of Orkin which allows him to plant listening devices in the homes of foreign operatives in DC.

Got in a fight in an ice cream parlor. Took out ISIS operatives who had infiltrated the Virginia suburbs under the cover of white trash looking for trouble in ice cream parlors.

Swept through the early rounds and into the Final Four where he won his semifinal rather easily, say 34-17.

This is who I was supposed to beat.




















I concede the election





Now I get even




And to all those who didn't vote for me

dnc

You forgot he has amazing taste in men!

GrundleStiltzkin

^Olympia classy poast

dnc

GrundleStiltzkin said:

^Olympia classy poast

Hell of a concession speech

DoogCourics

POTY

Fenderbender123

The trick to beating Swaye is to post as many fabricated wild stories as you can right before it's time to vote.

I'm not saying Swaye is making shit up. I am just saying that it's the internet so nobody is going to know the difference.

Swaye

Fenderbender123 said:

The trick to beating Swaye is to post as many fabricated wild stories as you can right before it's time to vote.

I'm not saying Swaye is making shit up. I am just saying that it's the internet so nobody is going to know the difference.

I suggest going with an "How I got AIDS in Thailand" for next year. But Race, seriously classy poast.