MY SHITTY NEW PODCAST

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

Is "live on all streaming platforms" a marketing term for "only Spotify" similar to Taco Bell naming their saw dust and meat concoction "All Beef"?

Fuck off. It has to get approved first by the other platforms

And yet you’re out there running your mouth telling everybody to listen to your new pod.

Let me tell about these 2 bulls sitting on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows.

The young bull says, “hey, let’s run down there and fuck some of them cows!”

The old bull says, “no, let’s walk down there and fuck all of them.”

I have no idea what that means but it seems appropriate in this situation.

Hahahahaha god dammit

So what did you learn btp? I learned of a great joke to tell next time my office door is shut.

This joke was one of my best teaching points when someone who worked for me fucked something up because they were in a hurry.

dirtysouwfdawg

minion_doog said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

minion_doog said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

Is "live on all streaming platforms" a marketing term for "only Spotify" similar to Taco Bell naming their saw dust and meat concoction "All Beef"?

Fuck off. It has to get approved first by the other platforms

And yet you’re out there running your mouth telling everybody to listen to your new pod.

Let me tell about these 2 bulls sitting on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows.

The young bull says, “hey, let’s run down there and fuck some of them cows!”

The old bull says, “no, let’s walk down there and fuck all of them.”

I have no idea what that means but it seems appropriate in this situation.

This is why people hate millennials. Except their particular speed is probably more like "Let's Lime Bike down to Amazon Headquarters and see if we can find a gender that matches our beta style masked as a-sexuality."

Don’t you self identify as a millennial?

No.

I also find self identify to be redundant.

This sentence isn’t confusing yet here I am, ratarded and confrewsed.

Sources nailed it... I too is a millennial and I constantly talk shit about my own kind.

Pitchfork51

Sources said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

minion_doog said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

Is "live on all streaming platforms" a marketing term for "only Spotify" similar to Taco Bell naming their saw dust and meat concoction "All Beef"?

Fuck off. It has to get approved first by the other platforms

And yet you’re out there running your mouth telling everybody to listen to your new pod.

Let me tell about these 2 bulls sitting on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows.

The young bull says, “hey, let’s run down there and fuck some of them cows!”

The old bull says, “no, let’s walk down there and fuck all of them.”

I have no idea what that means but it seems appropriate in this situation.

This is why people hate millennials. Except their particular speed is probably more like "Let's Lime Bike down to Amazon Headquarters and see if we can find a gender that matches our beta style masked as a-sexuality."

Don’t you self identify as a millennial?

I'm a millennial and I also hate them.

#metoo

Aog thinks I'm a boomer

Obk taught me I was Mexican

Pup thinks I'm a uw fan



It's confusing out here man

PurpleBaze

Ten minutes in and I can't help but think of these two.

dirtysouwfdawg

Make I recommend crack or meth prior to recording. Keep it a little upbeat, little lively.

You can start off sober and then gradually smoke more and more during the show. Much how DDY starts his poddies sober and then you pick up a little sauceyness about 65-70% the way through.

@dirtydrugsdawg gots the hook up in Renton.

Pitchfork51

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

Is "live on all streaming platforms" a marketing term for "only Spotify" similar to Taco Bell naming their saw dust and meat concoction "All Beef"?

Fuck off. It has to get approved first by the other platforms

And yet you’re out there running your mouth telling everybody to listen to your new pod.

Let me tell about these 2 bulls sitting on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows.

The young bull says, “hey, let’s run down there and fuck some of them cows!”

The old bull says, “no, let’s walk down there and fuck all of them.”

I have no idea what that means but it seems appropriate in this situation.

This is why people hate millennials. Except their particular speed is probably more like "Let's Lime Bike down to Amazon Headquarters and see if we can find a gender that matches our beta style masked as a-sexuality."

Im not even a millennial tho

Last time I checked millennials were anyone young

dirtysouwfdawg

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

backthepack said:

minion_doog said:

Is "live on all streaming platforms" a marketing term for "only Spotify" similar to Taco Bell naming their saw dust and meat concoction "All Beef"?

Fuck off. It has to get approved first by the other platforms

And yet you’re out there running your mouth telling everybody to listen to your new pod.

Let me tell about these 2 bulls sitting on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows.

The young bull says, “hey, let’s run down there and fuck some of them cows!”

The old bull says, “no, let’s walk down there and fuck all of them.”

I have no idea what that means but it seems appropriate in this situation.

This is why people hate millennials. Except their particular speed is probably more like "Let's Lime Bike down to Amazon Headquarters and see if we can find a gender that matches our beta style masked as a-sexuality."

Im not even a millennial tho

Last time I checked millennials were anyone young

This is the most “get off my lawn I’m old AF” comments I’ve seen in a while.

Silent generation?

FireCohen

Wow that was a tough listen

Gladstone

Listened. Pretty rough but I think you have potential. Some funny moments. Keep it up. You'll improve.

whlinder

RoadDawg55 said:

The Penn State and Washington aspect doesn’t mix. Just do a college football podcast and have passion for your team, but don’t get stuck on either team. No Penn State fan cares to hear all about UW and vice versa.

Yeah even though there are some decent similarities between PSU and UW, other than the child rape, there is no fan or rival overlap. I usually go to 1 Penn State game a year due to family supporting them but I don’t know anything more than their handful of known starters and the head coach.

Doog_de_Jour

I listened and actually enjoyed it. First episodes are usually a hot mess, but you and your co-host work well together, and good on you for putting up show notes with time stamps.

Only constructive feedback I have is you said “bro” so many times I expected some douchebag with a popped up collar to magically appear in my office with a red Solo cup.

jhfstyle24

Doog_de_Jour said:

I listened and actually enjoyed it. First episodes are usually a hot mess, but you and your co-host work well together, and good on you for putting up show notes with time stamps.

Only constructive feedback I have is you said “bro” so many times I expected some douchebag with a popped up collar to magically appear in my office with a red Solo cup.

That's just a normal speech pattern

backthepack

Doog_de_Jour said:

I listened and actually enjoyed it. First episodes are usually a hot mess, but you and your co-host work well together, and good on you for putting up show notes with time stamps.

Only constructive feedback I have is you said “bro” so many times I expected some douchebag with a popped up collar to magically appear in my office with a red Solo cup.

Bro

RaceBannon

Dude

backthepack

RaceBannon said:

Dude

Broski

PurpleJ

Did I get a shoutout?

backthepack

Broseph stalin

dirtysouwfdawg

It never works when I try to embed?? Just click and watch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjS8tsKfdW0

Edit: praise allah it fucking worked.
Side note: May not want to watch at work with out your door shut unless you wanna get canned or written up.

Pitchfork51

Doog_de_Jour said:

I listened and actually enjoyed it. First episodes are usually a hot mess, but you and your co-host work well together, and good on you for putting up show notes with time stamps.

Only constructive feedback I have is you said “bro” so many times I expected some douchebag with a popped up collar to magically appear in my office with a red Solo cup.

If xenials are bashing popped collars and red Solo cups I can no longer support this cesspool

Sources

Pitchfork51 said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

I listened and actually enjoyed it. First episodes are usually a hot mess, but you and your co-host work well together, and good on you for putting up show notes with time stamps.

Only constructive feedback I have is you said “bro” so many times I expected some douchebag with a popped up collar to magically appear in my office with a red Solo cup.

If xenials are bashing popped collars and red Solo cups I can no longer support this cesspool

You were supporting it before?

theknowledge

I listened. Try starting out sober and work your way to being drunk. When I was a lad I started a few dates out drunk and they usually ended with me throwing up on or around the guy girl instead of fucking her. You follow me? I agree with most on here that you need to limit the use of the word bro. Over all though it was decent for a first run through and the sound quality wasn't complete ass. If you post the next one on HCH I will definitely listen again. Good work. Get better. You're a braver man than I.

TheKobeStopper

I will not be listening to this.