Child Kidnapped at local park

dirtysouwfdawg

So today in tallatrashy alone 3 different social media gun threat stories from local dumbass kids.

Two other shootings.

We’re fucked...

During dinner my oldest, 10, says “dad, did you hear about the kid napping at the park”

Fuck, he’s got my attention now.

“OH my gosh” I replied.

“Yea, they woke him up,” says my son with a shit grin on his face.

I’m so fucking proud of my morbid joke telling 10 yr old.

CSB#2

We’re working with a gun range, gun manufacturer, holster manufacture, security and tactical training company.

He wants to focus on increasing his emergency preparedness courses for SMB’s but Googles a bitch about that type of stuff and we need to hit a larger area than our local broadcast DMA.

We come up with e-mail marketing as part of content/video based production and library to help his brand.

When discussing the e-mail the rep stated “we’re going to shoot out the e-mails to businesses owners, CEO’s, Presidents, etc.”

I almost fell over I laughed so hard. I stayed he was going to hell to which he replied see you there you sick fuck.

CSB, I know.

HHIRL?

oregonblitzkrieg

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

I think we need a 30 for 30 on that kid, or least a 20 slide barstool post. Who would have known we?d get that much use out of that JIF

dnc

dirtysouwfdawg said:

So today in tallatrashy alone 3 different social media gun threat stories from local dumbass kids.

Two other shootings.

We’re fucked...

During dinner my oldest, 10, says “dad, did you hear about the kid napping at the park”

Fuck, he’s got my attention now.

“OH my gosh” I replied.

“Yea, they woke him up,” says my son with a shit grin on his face.

I’m so fucking proud of my morbid joke telling 10 yr old.

CSB#2

We’re working with a gun range, gun manufacturer, holster manufacture, security and tactical training company.

He wants to focus on increasing his emergency preparedness courses for SMB’s but Googles a bitch about that type of stuff and we need to hit a larger area than our local broadcast DMA.

We come up with e-mail marketing as part of content/video based production and library to help his brand.

When discussing the e-mail the rep stated “we’re going to shoot out the e-mails to businesses owners, CEO’s, Presidents, etc.”

I almost fell over I laughed so hard. I stayed he was going to hell to which he replied see you there you sick fuck.

CSB, I know.

HHIRL?

CSB 1 had a chin.

And then CSB 2 happened.

MikeDamone

Did everyone clap?

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

I think we need a 30 for 30 on that kid, or least a 20 slide barstool post. Who would have known we?d get that much use out of that JIF

I had just lit a fresh bowl when that came on. I felt like that kid

I'm glad its immortalized