DEADLINE for Mousepads - Monday Aug 5 at 12:00PM Pacific

DerekJohnson

The response on the mousepads has been massive. Quite a surprise, I must say. The 50 Wigwam donation slots filled up in the blink of an eye. Those mousepads will ship out next week!

But to keep a happy shop, Stalin will buy and ship more free mousepads to anyone else who purchases a Swaye's Wigwam membership by Monday Aug 5 at noon.




Stalin should receive that extra shipment by Aug 20 and will promptly ship out those orders.

CLICK HERE TO DONATE!

Standard Supporter: $25
Butler Cabin $80
Swaye's Wigwam: $129

Thank you to everyone for so easily covering expenses this year and then some...

Swaye

Overwhelming demand comes with overwhelming rewards!

DerekJohnson

Someone just PM'd saying that their current address is NOT their PayPal address. If you also have a different address, please send it to me via PM. I will be hand-writing the labels for all shipped mousepads.

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Someone just PM'd saying that their current address is NOT their PayPal address. If you also have a different address, please send it to me via PM. I will be hand-writing the labels for all shipped mousepads.

In Soviet Russia, no money for fancy printers. Socialism is a "do it by hand" form of government. Yella would love it. Because hand jobs.

UW_Doog_Bot

Happy Stalin in best Stalin...for all of us.

Swaye

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Happy Stalin in best Stalin...for all of us.

I'm happy.

jecornel

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

Swaye

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

jecornel

Swaye said:

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

Wise...very wise.

LoneStarDawg

Swaye said:

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

Why are you forcing her to cut your hand off to know your secrets? Because she will.

Mad_Son

Swaye said:

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

So it sounds like you're still new to this whole marriage thing.

DerekJohnson

LoneStarDawg said:

Swaye said:

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

Why are you forcing her to cut your hand off to know your secrets? Because she will.

That's not until year two

DerekJohnson

Mad_Son said:

Swaye said:

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

So it sounds like you're still new to this whole marriage thing.

dirtysouwfdawg

Swaye said:

jecornel said:

Swaye, you are married now. I doubt the mouse pad will fly in the household.

My man cave is behind a biometrically activated @Blastdoor

What she doesn't know can't hurt me.

🤣 this will play out well.

Pitchfork51

It's about what she suspects bro

Even I know this

MisterEm

Gimme one, DJ!

DerekJohnson

MisterEm said:

Gimme one, DJ!

Going out in the mail this week. Thank you sir!

HuskyJW

DerekJohnson said:

Someone just PM'd saying that their current address is NOT their PayPal address. If you also have a different address, please send it to me via PM. I will be hand-writing the labels for all shipped mousepads. </blockquote

Jesus

UWhuskytskeet

DerekJohnson said:

MisterEm said:

Gimme one, DJ!

Going out in the mail this week. Thank you sir!

I am going to gracefully donate my mousepad to whoever is next in line for one. I appreciate the offer, but was gifted two UW mouse pads this summer and I have no idea what to do with three.

dirtysouwfdawg

UWhuskytskeet said:

DerekJohnson said:

MisterEm said:

Gimme one, DJ!

Going out in the mail this week. Thank you sir!

I am going to gracefully donate my mousepad to whoever is next in line for one. I appreciate the offer, but was gifted two UW mouse pads this summer and I have no idea what to do with three.

I don’t know what the fuck I’d do with one.

Give it to the kiddos for a frisbee and then pull it out of the clogged gutter in a few months.

Swaye

you dipshits do realize that with basic arts and crafts skills a mouse pad can easily be converted into a koozie right?