Intern Boy Already Knows the Doogman Way

RoadDawg55

First reports Tui as interim coach is a done deal, then later posts that it's now looking like Wilcox will be the guy. I think he should stick to calling 16 year olds, getting Fetters his 7-11 nachos and big gulp, and supplying lube to the lemon parties.

CuntWaffle

Lol because that makes total sense that Wilcox would be the HC but not coach the bowl game.

HuskyJW

NSA likes your poast.

RoadDawg55 said:

First reports Tui as interim coach is a done deal, then later posts that it's now looking like Wilcox will be the guy. I think he should stick to calling 16 year olds, getting Fetters his 7-11 nachos and big gulp, and supplying lube to the lemon parties.

chrisvashon

The dawgman model: hire a 17 yr old high school student as an intern.

Said intern registers a twitter account.

Intern reads rumors on twitter.

Intern posts on dawgman that he is "hearing" these rumors from his sources.

Fucking mouth breathers on doogman lap up the info. Never once question why a high school kid would have any insight or sources, nor question why he reverses himself as fast as twitter refreshes.

Collect money.

Meek

is this so complicated that they really don't know what is happening? christ this one is simple - Wilcox will be named interim HC for the Hunger Games Bowel and Tui is being interviewed to see if he is interested in stepping up to be the offensive coordinator where Wilcox doesn't have a fucking clue what to do. people pay for that shit?

mobey

They ain't collecting that much money.

chrisvashon said:

The dawgman model: hire a 17 yr old high school student as an intern.

Said intern registers a twitter account.

Intern reads rumors on twitter.

Intern posts on dawgman that he is "hearing" these rumors from his sources.

Fucking mouth breathers on doogman lap up the info. Never once question why a high school kid would have any insight or sources, nor question why he reverses himself as fast as twitter refreshes.

Collect money.

[Deleted User]

I can confirm that I am not the dawgman intern.

That shit must look retarded on a résumé.

RoadDawg55

The intern program at doogman hasn't been the same since Henry Han left.

greenblood

You right about everything except that Fetters doesn't drink Big Gulps. He refills Fetters' Double Gulp which is in a discounted priced refillable cup. Fetters has been using the same said cup for the last 12 years.

HeretoBeatmyChest

RoadDawg55 said:

The intern program at doogman hasn't been the same since Edwin Kim left.

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

The intern program at doogman hasn't been the same since Henry Han left.

Dawgman internship > University of Washington HC internship

Fire_Marshall_Bill

greenblood said:

You right about everything except that Fetters doesn't drink Big Gulps. He refills Fetters' Double Gulp which is in a discounted priced refillable cup. Fetters has been using the same said cup for the last 12 years.

Said cup has been washed twice