...you believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap....
If you believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. If you believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. If you believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve...
If you believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days....
And if you believe in hot Venezuelan women and joobs.....
You need to vote Throbber2019.
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