CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Round 1: [8] salemcoog vs [9] ntxduck

Gladstone

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

dnc

ntxduck

Close one, two of my favorite enemy fans. But @ntxduck isn't a Packer dickrider so he gets the nod.

ntxduck

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

I’m just grateful to be nominated. And I think I’m ip banned for life from educk/247, so thank you for accepting me, the huddled masses yearning to be free

FireCohen

ntxduck

Quok it up

YellowSnow

salemcoog

Salem Bros for lif!!

Gladstone

ntxduck

Very tough call. ntx is a bit more on the level though.

IPukeOregonGrellow

salemcoog

DoogCourics

ntxduck

Nxtduck openly mocks Quooks, and for that I thank him.

RaceBannon

salemcoog

WSU always beats Oregon

GrundleStiltzkin

salemcoog

RaceBannon said:

WSU always beats Oregon

PurpleJ

Write in: @HarveyRoad

Pitchfork51

salemcoog

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

WSU always beats Oregon

Tyfys

Pitchfork51

salemcoog

Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count.


Nice one gladstone. Might be your wittiest yet

Kaepsknee

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

Kaepsknee

salemcoog said:

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.

BearsWiin

salemcoog said:

salemcoog said:

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.

Jesus Christ

BennyBeaver

ntxduck

salemcoog said:

salemcoog said:

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.

Why not a quick trip to Lincoln City for nice walk on the beach with your husband get get some perspective?

UWhuskytskeet

ntxduck

salemcoog said:

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.

He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive.

creepycoug

salemcoog

salemcoog said:

salemcoog said:

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

Gladstone said:

@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…

NMTE


Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.

Notwithstanding this very Tequilla-like post, I can't go against my Cuog! family.

You're right though - ntx is the best of the ducks. Not a very high bar, but there you have it.

Still, gotta go Cuog!

Doog_de_Jour

salemcoog

YellowSnow said:

Salem Bros for lif!!

The Oregon capitol building always reminds me of the Hall of Justice from Superfriends.

Pitchfork51

salemcoog

My text to my bud who lives in DC


It may be 5am your place but I hope you know I am blasting sofi needs a ladder at a bar.