CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [7] Pitchfork51 vs [10] PurpleThrobber

Gladstone

@Pitchfork51 - Top shitposter on the boards, with easily the lowest post-to-chin ratio in HH history. An ultra bargain bin version of Swaye, except with severe brain damage. He can be extremely funny on the off chance the effort or timing is there. Is known for his love of MILFs and Taco Bell. Went to Oregon State but loves ASU apparently. Probably because of the women. Fair enough.

@PurpleThrobber — Horndawg king, rebranded himself two years ago to where nearly every post from then on involves tits or sex or some other perverted item. Which is great. Also known for his love and knowledge of the south, particularly New Orleans. If you namedrop the name of an actress or any female really, rest assured he’ll be there to post her cleavage for the world to see.

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber

Gladstone said:

@Pitchfork51 Went to Oregon State but loves ASU apparently.

Huh?

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber

Way to wagon jump bitchfork

NEsnake12

PurpleThrobber

Poasters who refer to themselves in the third person:

-Pup
-The Throbber

backthepack

PurpleThrobber

I was promised joobs

UW_Doog_Bot

PurpleThrobber

Pitch is lowkey one of my favorite non-UW poasters. I would take an army of his kind over one single DJDuck anyday.

Throbber is a chinstitution here though. Shitty pull putting Throbber/Bitchfork 2020 against one another first round. Of course everyone is going to vote the presidential front runner over the VP.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber

I like joobs more than I like myself.

Might have to meet gladstone at the 7-11

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber

dnc

PurpleThrobber

The Throbber has been one of my faves going back to his Anna Kournikova days on DM.c.

Those were simpler tims.

PostGameOrangeSlices

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

I like joobs more than I like myself.

Low bar

Like both these posters, but hate Beav fans posing as ASU fans who make 100 poasts daily on UW boards

I want to go out drinking with Throbber and Bitchyfork

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber

How did the Oregon State thing even start

I can't remember if I said it or someone else.

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51

The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.

FireCohen

Pitchfork51

Caz he likes it when we refer to him as bitchfork

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.

I really, really wanted to say cunt

GreenRiverGatorz

PurpleThrobber

Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.

Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

YellowSnow said:

The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.

I really, really wanted to say cunt

Hahahhaha YBFE

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.

Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore.

Do I? Not sure I've thought much about it

GreenRiverGatorz

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.

Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore.

Do I? Not sure I've thought much about it

That's even more hurtful

backthepack

PurpleThrobber

Bitchfork is dope.

Jewbs are doper.

BleachedAnusDawg

Pitchfork51

@BleachedAnusDawg can't get in to the third person routine.

Mad_Son

Pitchfork51

How did bitchfork even get in this bracket?