Zion is fat

CuntWaffle

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Neighbor2972

https://twitter.com/pickuphoop/status/1148791936364535808

NEsnake12

His knees will have a shorter lifespan if he doesn’t shed that unnecessary extra weight. He’s probably at 290 rn... could play at 270 and still be just as dominant

dnc

Just wait until New Orleans cuisine gets aholt of him!

CuntWaffle

NEsnake12 said:

His knees will have a shorter lifespan if he doesn’t shed that unnecessary extra weight. He’s probably at 290 rn... could play at 270 and still be just as dominant

He’s pushing 3 bills (I like to call 100 lbs “bills”) for sure right now which is pretty crazy because he even holds that much weight prettt well. The way he plays i think 250-260 would be the best weight. I still think he’s asking for knee problems with how explosive he plays at 270.

Purple_Pills

Kaepsknee

Looks like He may be the next Oliver Miller.

BennyBeaver

NEsnake12 said:

His knees will have a shorter lifespan if he doesn’t shed that unnecessary extra weight. He’s probably at 290 rn... could play at 270 and still be just as dominant

“unnecessary extra”

From the Department of Redundancy Department.

theknowledge

He Just seems too big and way to athletic to last. If he maintains his weight at 260-270 he might be the next Larry Johnson. Start fast and look the part of a overall #1 and slowly grind down to the rigors of NBA basketball. Then again, different eras and a lot less banging of bodies. Maybe the kid can hold up. That isn't an option if he's Oliver Miller fat though. Possibly the Markus Dupree of basketball.

ntxduck

theknowledge said:

He Just seems too big and way to athletic to last. If he maintains his weight at 260-270 he might be the next Larry Johnson. Start fast and look the part of a overall #1 and slowly grind down to the rigors of NBA basketball. Then again, different eras and a lot less banging of bodies. Maybe the kid can hold up. That isn't an option if he's Oliver Miller fat though. Possibly the Markus Dupree of basketball.

I’d put the o/u at games played his rookie season at 55 if he doesn’t slim down. His body can’t take it

PurpleThrobber

Watch some old Barkley videos. That’s what Zion could be.

Instead he is going to Demarcus Russell his way out of the NBA.


Purple drank and Louisiana cooking.

rustysavage

PurpleThrobber said:

Watch some old Barkley videos. That’s what Zion could be.

Instead he is going to Demarcus Russell his way out of the NBA.


Purple drank and Louisiana cooking.

Ya DeMarcus Russell for sure... You know what would be even worse? If he JaMarcus Russell's himself out.

PurpleThrobber

rustysavage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Watch some old Barkley videos. That’s what Zion could be.

Instead he is going to Demarcus Russell his way out of the NBA.


Purple drank and Louisiana cooking.

Ya DeMarcus Russell for sure... You know what would be even worse? If he JaMarcus Russell's himself out.

yes - JaMarcus.

Purple DRANK!!!!!

79smoothdawg

Yeah, jamarcus himself out of the league.