Team Meeting

Dick_B

Rumor has it Sean Parker told Sark to fuck himself. Sark then told the team he was there for them if they needed him, and they told him to LEAVE!

topdawgnc

I heart Sean Parker.

Underrated.

dnc

On this shittiest of days, this poast made me smile.

I am way more interested in whatever drecky bowel game we get now, too. Want to see these kids send a message to Sark.

CuntWaffle

Sean Parker has been on of my favorite players since his soph year. Sark's teams were crazy soft but he for sure wasn't a reason for that.

AtomicDawg

bark for park

tracker

Dick_B said:

Rumor has it Sean Parker told Sark to fuck himself. Sark then told the team he was there for them if they needed him, and they told him to LEAVE!

If true, good for him.
Any thinking person knows that Sark is basically just a poser.

AtomicDawg

this is exactly the type of premium content i pay for on this site.

CuntWaffle

Wasn't Sean Parker Sarks first "big" recruit in that first class? I remember him picking us when people thought he was going to Michigan. I could see why he is super pissed, still, if the kids loved Sark as much as people say they did I don't think they would be telling him to fuck off.

CaptainPJ

CuntWaffle said:

Irishdoog has been on of my favorite posters since his soph year. Kim's boreds were crazy soft but he for sure wasn't a reason for that.

ftfy

LevelPar

Parker is my MVP

[Deleted User]

CuntWaffle said:

Wasn't Sean Parker Sarks first "big" recruit in that first class? I remember him picking us when people thought he was going to Michigan. I could see why he is super pissed, still, if the kids loved Sark as much as people say they did I don't think they would be telling him to fuck off.

First hand knowledge and now seeing the aftermath pretty obvious the players didn't love him as the local media portrayed.

TierbsHsotBoobs

dnc said:

On this shittiest of days, this poast made me smile.

I am way more interested in whatever drecky bowel game we get now, too. Want to see these kids send a message to Sark.

Kicking BYU's ass in the Steve Sarkisian Memorial Fight Obesity Bowl is always special.

DeepPurple

Dick_B said:

Rumor has it Sean Parker told Sark to fuck himself. Sark then told the team he was there for them if they needed him, and they told him to LEAVE!

That would be awesome if true.

doogsinparadise

Can we get odds on Shaq breaking Sark's leg on a suspect sideline play in two years?

Dick_B

doogsinparadise said:

Can we get odds on Shaq breaking Sark's leg on a suspect sideline play in two years?

always take the field.

[Deleted User]

doogsinparadise said:

Can we get odds on Shaq breaking Sark's leg on a suspect sideline play in two years?

He won't be here in 2015 is my guess.

no_uh

HFNY

Is this true? If so, Sean Parker is a Stone Cold DAWG.

dnc

Sean Parker to join Popcorn Guy and Pat Haden in the HHHOF

AtomicDawg

Sean Parker > Cort Dennison