4th of July Shenanigans

dirtysouwfdawg

Alright degenerates... pictures of giant holes in the earth created by your homemade basement fireworks (pipe bombs) would be much appreciated.

Below is why FML is the understatement of the previous day and half.















Happy 4th Fudgepackers. Drink a bunch and don’t blow any limbs off. Let the day drinking begin!

UW_Doog_Bot

I'm off of work in 30 minutes. Then tim to hit the store. Then drinking by the pool and making jello shots for tomorrow.

Hopefully the hot trophy milfs are out in force at the pool today.

UW_Doog_Bot

UW_Doog_Bot said:

I'm off of work in 30 minutes. Then tim to hit the store. Then drinking by the pool and making jello shots for tomorrow.

Hopefully the hot trophy milfs are out in force at the pool today.

Borderline but have to include it. Mods?!

UW_Doog_Bot

FRANNY?! God Bless Merica'

MikeDamone

I remember my fireworks phase.

RaceBannon

We don't celebrate the 4th at our house

#WOKE

LebamDawg

RaceBannon said:

We don't celebrate the 4th at our house

#WOKE

good move @RaceBannon - just the other day I learnt that the US flag is raycist

backthepack

I have work in the morning fml

RaceBannon

My wife is working tomorrow because they are selling homes tomorrow

As she just said, " I don't care I don't celebrate the 4th"

You thought I was kidding.

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

My wife is working tomorrow because they are selling homes tomorrow

As she just said, " I don't care I don't celebrate the 4th"

You thought I was kidding.

If you need it sold, call Mrs Bannon.

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

My wife is working tomorrow because they are selling homes tomorrow

As she just said, " I don't care I don't celebrate the 4th"

You thought I was kidding.

If you need it sold, call Mrs Bannon.

This feels like the workings of a catchy jingle. I know a guy, let’s make this happen.

Swaye

UW_Doog_Bot said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

I'm off of work in 30 minutes. Then tim to hit the store. Then drinking by the pool and making jello shots for tomorrow.

Hopefully the hot trophy milfs are out in force at the pool today.

Borderline but have to include it. Mods?!

I will allow this in honor of this countries glorious birthday. Also, fuck all you white people but please buy our fireworks. TYFYS

doublebraiddawg

Off to an all inclusive unlimited alcohol, too small for cruise ships island in the Bahamas

I refuse to glorify the genocidal slaughter of State's ancestors by remaining in the continental US on this ignominious day

Gombay Smash is the drink of the Bahamas

Might be a good time to take up cigars too

For those of you driving rusted-out Pintos which I guess is everybody reading this hopefully you can get to an airport someday

Later Bi-otches

1to392831weretaken

doublebraiddawg said:

Off to an all inclusive unlimited alcohol, too small for cruise ships island in the Bahamas

I refuse to glorify the genocidal slaughter of State's ancestors by remaining in the continental US on this ignominious day

Gombay Smash is the drink of the Bahamas

Might be a good time to take up cigars too

For those of you driving rusted-out Pintos which I guess is everybody reading this hopefully you can get to an airport someday

Later Bi-otches

This sounds like a setup for having to suck dick for Evian bottled water. Have we learned nothing?

doublebraiddawg

Layover in Atlanta with phallic worship idol is not a good sign

Swaye

doublebraiddawg said:

Layover in Atlanta with phallic worship idol is not a good sign

or is it....