That guy who "divorced" Oregon State

Dardanus

I wonder how this guy is feeling? After 60 years of cheering for the Beavers he decides to become a USC fan.

Two days into the marriage, his new trophy wife tells him that she has herpes. Classic.

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2013/11/canzano_can_oregon_state_footb.html

creepycoug

Canzano - that fucking guy. Every time I read his shit, the same thing pops into my mind: recent journalism school grad trying too hard to create his own distinct style.

If you're trying to create a style, whatever you create won't be a style. It will be contrived bullshit. Like the gay "W" people do with their fingers now in an effort to answer Oregon's equally stupid "O", which more often than not is shaped liked a cervix. At least Oregon's stupid thing is original. ours is a pathetic copy.

Everything this guy writes has that gay contrived tone.