Attendance.

MikeDamone

Needs more sizzle.

https://fanbuzz.com/college-football/cfb-attendance-2019/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=sendible&utm_term=cfb&utm_campaign=cfb

HuskyJW

Maybe they should stop having shitty football until October.

GreenRiverGatorz

But it's hard to compete with those new 4k TVs!!!

Or we could not fuck the entire month of September up by scheduling a thousand renditions of Bama vs Citadel. That shit is unwatchable.

DerekJohnson

GreenRiverGatorz said:

But it's hard to compete with those new 4k TVs!!!

Or we could not fuck the entire month of September up by scheduling a thousand renditions of Bama vs Citadel. That shit is unwatchable.

Unless this is a GOOD Citadel team that is SERIOUS about football again

CuntWaffle

I’ve been to the Citadel. Nothing special.

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle said:

I’ve been to the Citadel. Nothing special.

Pat Conroy was the shit, though.

haie

Surprised this didn't turn into 8 pages of:

"Tickets too expensive. Beer's cheaper at home and I get my man cave seat!"

"Game day experience sucks now. I can't snort a line off of my wife's ass anymore without student employees giving me shit in the tailgate lots"

"They don't just feature the band during timeouts anymore. The new sideshow is lame"

"Everyone just comes to take selfies and hang out in the Zone"

"There's no beer or weed stands. They need to get with the times and stop selling nothing but overpriced starbucks. Cuogs sell Coors in their high school stadium now!"

"Can't get behind 8pm start times"

"The blue hairs ruin the experience for me and yell at me whenever I shout racist slurs at players and opposing fans. It used to be more fun."

"It's not what it used to be when I was a student"

"The schedule sucks ass every September, even though I will still watch every game"

"There's only frumpy student chicks at the games. Where's all the hot future pornstars like at Reser and SEC stadiums?"

"Fuck the students"

"Fuck the AD"

"Fuck Larry Scott"