FFS I need someone good to commit

Swaye

I've got shit to do (not really). One of these kids (a good one) needs to make my Doog boner come alive. Fuck.

animate

I haven't been communicating much but I have been refreshing the forums a billion times since last night ...

ZoneUW

Yup. Fuck peterman and all the white boiz in the recruiting class so far... dumpster fire

dirtysouwfdawg

ZoneUW said:

Yup. Fuck peterman and all the white boiz in the recruiting class so far... dumpster fire

Is this a parody account?

GrundleStiltzkin

@CLSDwag will be happy to hear this.

FireCohen

i fly first class all the time because it pays to work at Orkin. Tips for first class travel.

Take your shoes off. It's not weird in first class. You will think it is weird, but only poor people think that way. No shoes.
ALWAYS ask for booze. It's the one place in the world that they are free and unlimited. I usually start with Bailey's rocks before the meal, and start pounding Jack and coke afterwards.
Do not talk to your seatmate. People in first class have money usually, unless they are upgrade trash, and they don;t give a fuck about you or anything you have to say, even if you are also rich.
Wear a nice watch, or be thought of as poor upgrade trash.
If any of the cattle from the back of plane tries to come up and use the first class bathroom, glare at them and call them names in a not so hushed tone.
When the cattle is getting on the plane do not make eye contact. Read a WSJ and don't look up, so they know you are better than them.
You can actually flirt with the flight attendant in First Class. It's usually a gay guy though, so YMMV. You can do this because they will assume you are loaded. People who are assumed to have money can do whatever they want, whether they actually have any or not.

That pretty well covers it. YWFMS.

dirtysouwfdawg

How’s this going for ya @Swaye ?

dipwad

Heard Pete finally authorized OKG coffee cups. Expecting an influx of try-hard commits

picalogestabo

Obligatory.....