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PurpleJ
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Kitty had tapeworms crawling out of her ass. She hates the kennel so a fierce battle ensued. After an hour long ordeal I was able to coax her out of hiding by blasting death metal at her, then corralling her hissy ass in my bedroom. She then fear shat all over my arm and her kennel. Round 2 in three weeks. Bring it the fuck on pussycat!
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Anyway, one day my dad gets the dumbass idea that we should breed and raise rabbits for food. Because that's the kind of thing he would randomly do from time to time. So we bring these baby rabbits home, set up their cage, put them in it, and we're just standing there watching them because we haven't yet realized how boring and pointless fucking rabbits are. Meanwhile, my badass cat, who's been watching this whole thing, disappears for a while and then returns with a live, unharmed baby rabbit in its jaw, carrying it by the scruff of the neck like a kitten. He rocks up to my dad, drops this baby rabbit in his hand like, "Why didn't you dumb fucks just ask?"
Threw that cottontail in the cage and raised/bred/ate its babies just like the rest of them.
CSB.
After two weeks, I go outside and the cat is walking around. I go check the room and she had opened the window and torn the screen out. Now I have to replace the screen and the cat is cruising around dripping blood everywhere cause she keeps eating the scab off the end of her tail.
too bad they don't taste good. she is an old bitch anyway and would be tough as hell to eat.