Hello from Manchester, cool fucking city,!!

Hot black Sueuuunts. Sheesh...and they speak proper English. Although in short supply, they stand out. They all sound like Rhode Scholars. Everytime I come to England, even scottland... I realize how dumb Americans are. Where did our language go? Quick answer? Ebonics. Even the punk yutes over here speak proper English. Blows me away every time

I better understand why guys like Baze are unemployable and thus spend 16hrs a day on HH. See Bazey, a 2-word vocabulary doesnt get you far on any continent. I talk to people of all ages over here and they could talk their way into a job in Trump's economy instantly, with Wit and Vocabulary alone. Whats your excuse? Just always been impressed with the intelligence level over here...but I digress.

Back to the bitches. Go black or go back. White chicks are meh over here. No curvature. Teeth just ok. Bodies meh. Boy is the beer good though

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PurpleBaze

Pumpeii is lecturing us about speaking proper English.

You first!

And thanks for being so obsessed with me. You can't post without dropping my name.

FireCohen

working some glory holes in a manchester pub pup?

Mad_Son

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

HillsboroDuck

I've always wanted to visit New Hampshire. How is it?

YellowSnow

You serious Clark? The Manc accent is just as much of butchering of the Engrish as hillbilly cousin fuckers in WV. The proper King’s English comes from the part of the kingdom around Oxford.

P.S. if you don’t go to Islay you’re a total pussy.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Pup has obviously not heard 80% of the dialects in the UK

YellowSnow

Pup has obviously not heard 80% of the dialects in the UK

*81%

puppylove_sugarsteel

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true

puppylove_sugarsteel

I've always wanted to visit New Hampshire. How is it?

Well you're in Eugene...kinda my point duck. Hows the Wendy's treating you? That was cruel...the taco bell and buster's sports bar&grill for karaoke and bud light dance night

Mad_Son

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true

That's not why.

TurdBomber

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true

You're supposed to complete the Europhile phase of your life by 22. You sound like a college sophomore on his first trip to Amsterdam. Really sad, actually.

Pitchfork51

My thoughts when I meet english people are "I thought you invented the fucking language. Why can't you speak it?"

puppylove_sugarsteel

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true
You're supposed to complete the Europhile phase of your life by 22. You sound like a college sophomore on his first trip to Amsterdam. Really sad, actually.

No, just pointing out how far and fast our culture has gone downhill..especially our language and music. Our fashion was never on the same planet. Hey, but we made 501's.

As soon as the 90's an American college 'sophomore' could speak without 'like' or 'amazing'. Try a stem student now. You'll hear it once in every sentence. That's a problem.

Mad_Son

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true
You're supposed to complete the Europhile phase of your life by 22. You sound like a college sophomore on his first trip to Amsterdam. Really sad, actually.
No, just pointing out how far and fast our culture has gone downhill..especially our language and music. Our fashion was never on the same planet. Hey, but we made 501's.

As recent as the 90's an American college 'sophomore' could speak without 'like' or 'amazing'. Try a stem student now. You'll hear it once in every sentence. That's a problem.

Pitchfork51

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true
You're supposed to complete the Europhile phase of your life by 22. You sound like a college sophomore on his first trip to Amsterdam. Really sad, actually.
No, just pointing out how far and fast our culture has gone downhill..especially our language and music. Our fashion was never on the same planet. Hey, but we made 501's.

As soon as the 90's an American college 'sophomore' could speak without 'like' or 'amazing'. Try a stem student now. You'll hear it once in every sentence. That's a problem.

I'm sure you dont get a full sentence out without someone else saying "fag"

PurpleBaze

I've always wanted to visit New Hampshire. How is it?
Well you're in Eugene...kinda my point duck. Hows the Wendy's treating you? That was cruel...the taco bell and buster's sports bar&grill for karaoke and bud light dance night

lulz

HillsboroDuck

I've always wanted to visit New Hampshire. How is it?
Well you're in Eugene...kinda my point duck. Hows the Wendy's treating you? That was cruel...the taco bell and buster's sports bar&grill for karaoke and bud light dance night

The Taco Bell in Hillsburrito is second to none bitch!

Also, can't you read?

H I L L S B O R O

PurpleThrobber

I've always wanted to visit New Hampshire. How is it?
Well you're in Eugene...kinda my point duck. Hows the Wendy's treating you? That was cruel...the taco bell and buster's sports bar&grill for karaoke and bud light dance night

STAY! there.

TurdBomber

Sure.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Sit down with an 18 year old from Europe... then with one in New York, LA, or an English major from UW in America. Night and day. Americans are mutts. Music, linguistics, fashion...No wonder why everyone overseas laughs at the culture-shithole here. Its true
You're supposed to complete the Europhile phase of your life by 22. You sound like a college sophomore on his first trip to Amsterdam. Really sad, actually.
No, just pointing out how far and fast our culture has gone downhill..especially our language and music. Our fashion was never on the same planet. Hey, but we made 501's.

As soon as the 90's an American college 'sophomore' could speak without 'like' or 'amazing'. Try a stem student now. You'll hear it once in every sentence. That's a problem.

Well, although that may be true, do the Euro Youth know Jake Haener sucks, or not?

PurpleJ

How was the football match? Tuff year to be a United supporter, huh?