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Favorite Gin Based Cocktail?

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  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Martini

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,889
    Tom Collins
    Campari is fucking gross
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,673 Swaye's Wigwam
    Martini

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
    *ahem, sure, keep being the most "cerebral" while Ruggers rule the world.




  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
    *ahem, sure, keep being the most "cerebral" while Ruggers rule the world.




    Uh huh...


  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,673 Swaye's Wigwam
    Martini

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
    *ahem, sure, keep being the most "cerebral" while Ruggers rule the world.




    Uh huh...


    You've only gotta go back to Teddy for a crew president after all. Takes real geniuses to row a boat at the same time in a straight line I suppose.
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033
    edited April 2019

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
    *ahem, sure, keep being the most "cerebral" while Ruggers rule the world.




    Uh huh...




    https://www.bustle.com/articles/43694-warwick-university-rowing-teams-nude-calendar-is-back-for-2015-and-looks-better-than-ever
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Martini

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
    Facebook?

    That’s a fucking downgrade, not a bragging point.

    Endurance athletes of all sorts are usually nerdy, introverts with the ability to FOCUS! and ignore the pain. Go OR Ducks for example.
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Martini
    I want to go get fucked up with Dennis.

    Can someone else drive?
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni

    Tequilla said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Many years ago I was good friends (still am) with local milf who got left by her schmuck husband. My middle son was besties with her son in kindergarten, so we had a lot of opportunities to chat. Then husband leaves her, and our chats became more about her venting about her asshat ex and figuring out how to manage the transition from stay-at-home wife to single divorced mom. So after a few years she was finally ready to get out there and date, and one of the activities that she did to get herself out there was take a local salsa dancing class. Turns out all the guys in the class were late-20's South American expatriates, many of whom seemed to (understandably) want to get in her pants. So this one guy named Sergio finally convinced her to come back to his place after class one evening, was a perfect gentleman, very formal and nervous (maybe because she was probably 14 years older than he was). Only thing he has to drink is blackberry Manischewitz in the fridge, so he brings it out. She held it together while she was there, but afterward was absolutely cackling to me about this poor Chilean kid offering her Jewish berry wine. I kinda felt bad for the kid, he's just doing the best he can, and she's laughing about it behind his back (no real malice, just the absurdity of it). So next time she's over for wine and cheese I whip out a bottle of blackberry Manischewitz, and she loses it in front of wife and me. We all have a good laugh, then decide to experiment with the berry wine to see if there's anything we can make of it. Turns out that three parts Manischewitz, one part gin, and a splash of lemon juice makes for a refreshing beverage in a wine glass, three ice cubes. We named it the Sergio.

    Otherwise, I can't stand gin

    These are the kind of stories that make these kinds of threads ... awesome

    What’s her # ???
    @BearsWiin is alwasy good for a story. But this is to be expected as row boaters are the most cerebral of all student athletes. Golf is prolly second.
    You should check the facts.

    #DistanceRunners
    You are in 2nd or 3rd place. We? Started The Facebook and R really smart.
    *ahem, sure, keep being the most "cerebral" while Ruggers rule the world.




    Uh huh...


    You've only gotta go back to Teddy for a crew president after all. Takes real geniuses to row a boat at the same time in a straight line I suppose.
    Well shit Bot - Teddy is only the most bad ass POTUS of the 20th century and would have beat Bubba Clinton like a red headed step child.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni

    Campari is fucking gross

    Campari is amazing!!
  • DHDDHD Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,488 Founders Club
    1 Gallon Gin (cheap stuff)
    4 2 liter bottles of Squirt
    4 Pink Lemonade Concentrates

    Mix

    Best party punch ever.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni
    Dead heat between Martini and Collins. Pole closes tonight and if there's a tie still Yella picks the winner to advance to the Final 4.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni
    Yella breaks the deadlock and votes Martini. Pole closed.




  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Martini

    Yella breaks the deadlock and votes Martini. Pole closed.




    Again. The right move. Kudos.
  • Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,176
    Tom Collins

    Yella breaks the deadlock and votes Martini. Pole closed.




    Again. The right move. Kudos.
    Disagree. TC, G&T >> gin martini
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni
    Mad_Son said:

    Yella breaks the deadlock and votes Martini. Pole closed.




    Again. The right move. Kudos.
    Disagree. TC, G&T >> gin martini
    Then get an alt and cheat so I don’t have to be Mike Pence.
  • Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,176
    Tom Collins

    Mad_Son said:

    Yella breaks the deadlock and votes Martini. Pole closed.




    Again. The right move. Kudos.
    Disagree. TC, G&T >> gin martini
    Then get an alt and cheat so I don’t have to be Mike Pence.
    The world would be more just if I had alts.


    For example Neil young would have beaten rod Stewart
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    Negroni
    Mad_Son said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Yella breaks the deadlock and votes Martini. Pole closed.




    Again. The right move. Kudos.
    Disagree. TC, G&T >> gin martini
    Then get an alt and cheat so I don’t have to be Mike Pence.
    The world would be more just if I had alts.


    For example Neil young would have beaten rod Stewart
    I have no Alts either. If @RaceBannon had not shit on my bored initially he could have used some alts to save Neil.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Negroni
    Negroni or kill yourself. G&T is an acceptable 2nd place.
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