Heard from my avocado guy

RaceBannon

He said to stock up and short the futures

Don't quote me

2001400ex

Hi there!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/looming-avocado-shortage-drives-up-prices-as-trump-threatens-to-close-united-states-border-with-mexico/

RaceBannon

Whoosh

PurpleJ

RaceBannon said:

Don't quote me

oops

DerekJohnson

does Grundle have an avocado guy?

MikeDamone

I don’t really like avocados per se. love guacamole. Not really just plain avocados. Weird. If I never had another avocado I. My life, I’d be ok.

The fact this is news proves all my points in history.

WilburHooksHands

my artichoke guy had a good laugh at this

DerekJohnson

WilburHooksHands said:

my artichoke guy had a good laugh at this

I wonder if Grundle has an artichoke guy

Doogles

WilburHooksHands said:

my artichoke guy had a good laugh at this

Castroville has the best 'chokes in the country!

Southerndawg

WilburHooksHands said:

my artichoke guy had a good laugh at this

The chickenman did too, but it caused him to choke on a chicken bone and sell the couch. I am not uncertain.

PurpleThrobber

Southerndawg said:

WilburHooksHands said:

my artichoke guy had a good laugh at this

The chickenman did too, but it caused him to choke on a chicken bone and sell the couch. I am not uncertain.

If you're going to bash choking your chicken, that's just wrong.

@GrandpaSankey , amirite?

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

does Grundle have an avocado guy?

Not sure, but he has had a capybara guy for years.

YellowSnow

What about @Tequilla ? We can’t be dealing with this bullshit heading into marg season.

WilburHooksHands

DerekJohnson said:

does Grundle have an avocado guy?

Race having an avocado guy is really the thing that humanizes him in millennial eyes.

WilburHooksHands

Doogles said:

WilburHooksHands said:

my artichoke guy had a good laugh at this

Castroville has the best 'chokes in the country!

Dont sleep on Pescadero

Doog_de_Jour

RaceBannon said:

He said to stock up and short the futures

Don't quote me

Thanks for the tip. I’m passing it along to my brokers.

HillsboroDuck

https://twitter.com/JohnnyboyKCB/status/1113148671640535040

UW_Doog_Bot

Neighbors got a tree, I'll hook you up with those black market avo's.

HillsboroDuck

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Neighbors got a tree, I'll hook you up with those black market avo's.

YellowSnow

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Neighbors got a tree, I'll hook you up with those black market avo's.

Shit mang, when I lived in BFE rural San Diago county, our neighbors had an acre of avocados. And I was a stupid little kid who hated them.

RaceBannon

WilburHooksHands said:

DerekJohnson said:

does Grundle have an avocado guy?

Race having an avocado guy is really the thing that humanizes him in millennial eyes.

I went Vegan for 6 months a while back because of the smoking hot Latina sisters I worked with relentless preaching on it

Avocados kept me alive.