One thing you can say about oregon fans...

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

If we are going to bash cargo shorts then I am fucking out!

Best shorts EVER for concealed carry, and it isn't close! You FUCKS!

I found some Columbia hiking shorts that aren’t full homo. They have this third zippered pocket that would be perfect for a subcompact pistol.

Swaye

chuck said:

I wear cargo shorts. I'm so ashamed.

What do you fuckers do when you're looking for some shorts and the best fit you find has extra pockets?

That's what I thought. I win.

Also, there is no better clothing item for shoplifting than the cargo short.

UW_Doog_Bot

MisterEm said:

BroadcastingDawg said:

RaceBannon said:

BroadcastingDawg said:

I was at the Oregon v. ASU basketball P12 Tournament game and this Duck fan wanted to fight my brother. Kept saying, "touch me, see what happens." My brother is 6'3 220 lbs and looks like Taylor Rapp. This kid was 5'10 and looked like the frat guy that gets roughed up on a nightly basis at the bar.

He thought next year's Duck football team is gonna win a natty... clearly delusional along a few fronts.

Your brother didn't touch him?

Ha. He didn't want to look like that idiot in the Twitter post above.

Beta confirmed. Alpha bro would draw the first sucker punch, and finish the job in self-defense.

Or threaten to rape his fat little girlfriend in the porking lot while making him watch.

Pitchfork51

I feel like well fitting shorts are bizarrely hard to find

I can't stand when the pockets flare out

RaceBannon

I go with the over size athletic or basketball short. It's the sweatpants of shorts

dirtysouwfdawg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

https://twitter.com/pancho_joe/status/1111609091129049090

Guapo is grundle? WTF. I swear it was this anus.

GrundleStiltzkin

dirtysouwfdawg said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

https://twitter.com/pancho_joe/status/1111609091129049090

Guapo is grundle? WTF. I swear it was this anus.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I wear cargo shorts. I'm too old to GAF what fag fashionistas think.