Little Yella's name for Jack Cobra

YellowSnow

Was watching a replay of the Rose Bowl with Lil' Piss (age 5) last night and it occurred to me that I never shared what my son has called Jake for the past 2 years. You see, like most youngsters, Lil' Piss is still learning proper pronunciation of the Engrish and for some reason he's always struggled with saying "Browing". So, it's always been Jake "Brownies" in our household. Always found this fitting.

dflea

He's not having any trouble with the correct pronunciation that I can see.

PurpleBaze

Was he wearing that sweet 12 jersey of his while watching the replay?

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze said:

Was he wearing that sweet 12 jersey of his while watching the replay?

No. Thank your Allah.

Pitchfork51

Does your wife know you refer to your son as Lil Piss to your internet friends

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

Does your wife know you refer to your son as Lil Piss to your internet friends

Don't think so. But she has met some of me e-frens at the Rose Bowl as "Mrs Yellow".

FireCohen

Glad that the piss snow name stuck and even transitioned to the next generation

PurpleJ

If I had a 5 year old he would already know all the cuss words and call him shitsocks.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleJ said:

If I had a 5 year old he would already know all the cuss words and call him shitsocks.

Thank allah you prefer anal.

Tequilla

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

YellowSnow

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

Tequilla

YellowSnow said:

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

Understatement of the year

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

I under kicked my coverage 😞

Gilbystaint

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

I under kicked my coverage 😞

My wife says the same.

HillsboroDuck

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

I under kicked my coverage 😞

Would an onside kick be incest in this analogy?

Asking for a cousin.

YellowSnow

HillsboroDuck said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

I under kicked my coverage 😞

Would an onside kick be incest in this analogy?

Asking for a cousin.

South gonna south.

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

HillsboroDuck said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

Tequilla said:

Mrs Piss is a lot cooler than you

Yep. I out kicked my coverage.

I under kicked my coverage 😞

Would an onside kick be incest in this analogy?

Asking for a cousin.

South gonna south.

I approve this message.

PurpleJ

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

If I had a 5 year old he would already know all the cuss words and call him shitsocks.

Thank allah you prefer anal.

Anal actually grosses me out. Poop on my dick. Yuck!

But what's so wrong about a 5 year old cussing? Does it offend you?

If I had a 5 year old he would get your address on the internet and come kick your ass.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

If I had a 5 year old he would already know all the cuss words and call him shitsocks.

Thank allah you prefer anal.

Anal actually grosses me out. Poop on my dick. Yuck!

But what's so wrong about a 5 year old cussing? Does it offend you?

If I had a 5 year old he would get your address on the internet and come kick your ass.

You’re so stupid you make me laff

TY?FYS

PurpleJ

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

If I had a 5 year old he would already know all the cuss words and call him shitsocks.

Thank allah you prefer anal.

Anal actually grosses me out. Poop on my dick. Yuck!

But what's so wrong about a 5 year old cussing? Does it offend you?

If I had a 5 year old he would get your address on the internet and come kick your ass.

You’re so stupid you make me laff

TY?FYS

I'm a stable genius. You get beat up by 5 year olds.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

If I had a 5 year old he would already know all the cuss words and call him shitsocks.

Thank allah you prefer anal.

Anal actually grosses me out. Poop on my dick. Yuck!

But what's so wrong about a 5 year old cussing? Does it offend you?

If I had a 5 year old he would get your address on the internet and come kick your ass.

You’re so stupid you make me laff

TY?FYS

I'm a stable genius. You get beat up by 5 year olds.

Lies, all lies.

I never let my children beat me... in anything. Teach them adversity at an early age.

I even kick ‘em while their down to teach them that life is tough.