Hot Cat Talk 2

PurpleJ

Kitty decided it would be fun to eat the drawstring on my hoodie and then hack it up later on. It was covered in hair and saliva. Silly kitty!

RaceBannon

No WOOF?

PurpleJ

Kitties say MEOW, Race. Maybe take this shit to CUog bored?

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber

During Throbber wife v1.0, the goddamned cat got into her needlepoint/crochet shit. Ingested HUGE quantities of string and yarn...motherfucking cat was throwing up for days and we couldn't figure out what the fuck was wrong.

One of the many strings got caught on the cat's back tooth and instead of shitting it's way through, the string/yarn mess stayed in the intestines wrapping into a goddamned mess.

If I recall the vet bill was something like $3000 - which in the mid/late 80's was a SHITLOAD of money.

Fucking cats and ex-wives.....

IPukeOregonGrellow

PurpleJ

I used to think the cat meowed for food, but figured out that she just wants her belly rubbed. Adorable!

LebamDawg

Kats in the Kountry stay outside and choke on other things that I do not need to know about. The woodpile/shop cat came home the other day with only half a tail. and she stank something fierce.

alumni94

PurpleThrobber said:

During Throbber wife v1.0, the goddamned cat got into her needlepoint/crochet shit. Ingested HUGE quantities of string and yarn...motherfucking cat was throwing up for days and we couldn't figure out what the fuck was wrong.

One of the many strings got caught on the cat's back tooth and instead of shitting it's way through, the string/yarn mess stayed in the intestines wrapping into a goddamned mess.

If I recall the vet bill was something like $3000 - which in the mid/late 80's was a SHITLOAD of money.

Fucking cats and ex-wives.....

$3000 for a cat! Time to put that sucker down. Big Nope!

PurpleJ

LebamDawg said:

Kats in the Kountry stay outside and choke on other things that I do not need to know about. The woodpile/shop cat came home the other day with only half a tail. and she stank something fierce.

Mein kitten is streetwise. She was a stray that I adopted from a shelter. Tac Town TUFF.

HillsboroDuck

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

This is too real

BennyBeaver

Hawt take:

Cats suck.

HillsboroDuck

BennyBeaver said:

Hawt take:

Cats suck.

^ Bill hates pussy ^

chuck

alumni94 said:

PurpleThrobber said:

During Throbber wife v1.0, the goddamned cat got into her needlepoint/crochet shit. Ingested HUGE quantities of string and yarn...motherfucking cat was throwing up for days and we couldn't figure out what the fuck was wrong.

One of the many strings got caught on the cat's back tooth and instead of shitting it's way through, the string/yarn mess stayed in the intestines wrapping into a goddamned mess.

If I recall the vet bill was something like $3000 - which in the mid/late 80's was a SHITLOAD of money.

Fucking cats and ex-wives.....

$3000 for a cat! Time to put that sucker down. Big Nope!

I think I should warn you all, when a cat bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two cats go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them.

whlinder

PurpleJ said:

LebamDawg said:

Kats in the Kountry stay outside and choke on other things that I do not need to know about. The woodpile/shop cat came home the other day with only half a tail. and she stank something fierce.

Mein kitten is streetwise. She was a stray that I adopted from a shelter. Tac Town TUFF.

Our* Tac Town TUFF cat finally sold the couch by being really fucking old last year. 17+. Ran the fucking house til the day his fat carcass was splayed across the floor.

dflea

My friend's cat ate 13 swallows one day after we shot them off the TV antenna.

#Sheltonlife

PurpleThrobber

The house cat at the G&R Compound (not the throbbers, I fucking hate cats), deposited a rabbit with its jugular ripped out on the back step last fall as a gift.

Mighty fucking hunter cat.

LebamDawg

Mrs Lebam does not like the kitties crunching some chindescribable piece of animal under the outside table when we are eating. I think they make more noise than me so am OK with it.