We! live in the greatest country of all tim

GrundleStiltzkin

Because this can be elevated to being a problem.

https://twitter.com/KUOW/status/1109122564515872770

h/t to @trav_82, I don't know who you are on the boreds

https://twitter.com/Trav_82/status/1110130415820378112

DerekJohnson

people are constantly misspelling my name as Derrick, Dereck, Derik, Deryk and Darrick

I'm calling my attorney

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

people are constantly misspelling my name as Derrick, Dereck, Derik, Deryk and Darrick

I'm calling my attorney

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Because this can be elevated to being a problem.

https://twitter.com/KUOW/status/1109122564515872770

h/t to @trav_82, I don't know who you are on the boreds

https://twitter.com/Trav_82/status/1110130415820378112

Wood

PurpleThrobber

DerekJohnson said:

people are constantly misspelling my name as Derrick, Dereck, Derik, Deryk and Darrick

I'm calling my attorney

Give 'em hell, Dirk.

PurpleThrobber

Need a ruling on Starbucks cup spelling.

Howard clearly raycist for allowing such business practice as part of their culture.

DerekJohnson

PurpleThrobber said:

DerekJohnson said:

people are constantly misspelling my name as Derrick, Dereck, Derik, Deryk and Darrick

I'm calling my attorney

Give 'em hell, Dirk.

My friend Michelle actually calls me Derk when she wants to "irritate" me.

Sledog

I have run into some names in my time. Funniest one was a guy names Useplatique. No idea what the hell that is. Another guy had a 23 letter first name. Couldn't pronounce it, ever.

PurpleJ

People forget that the J is silent.

RaceBannon

Purple Hey

PurpleJ

Si. Jota morada. ¡Bienvenido a Trump's America!

Pitchfork51

PurpleJ said:

People forget that the J is silent.

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SFGbob

Don't blame me because your parents gave you some impossible to pronounce name. Call yourself whatever the fuck you want but that doesn't mean I'm going to pronounce it correctly.

Pitchfork51

"you're a monkey Derek!"