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GrundleStiltzkin
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Any one of pups many unmemorable nights out would be a signature win of a lifetime for you boofies. Ive stuffed the weenie in a ''curvy' chick's chops a few times over the years....that would be a conquest of of a lifetime for any one of yous, in your imaginations of course.
Ok guys, re-lube your palms...Picture that middle finger in ms Aruba's ass. Pup is so good he can soil a pucker. Slow down J, dont squirt yet. Pup finished the blow with Isabella and actually sunk the weenie in her the 2nd time around, but in her butt. Still never cheated in my mind. Same...didnt smell the shit like I have most often after a good poundins to the penny. Ok J, let er fly
Ok guys, re-lube your palms...Picture that middle finger in ms Aruba's ass. Pup is so good he can soil a pucker. Slow down J, dont squirt yet. Pup finished the blow with Isabella and actually sunk the weenie in her the 2nd time around, but in her butt. Still never cheated in my mind. Same...didnt smell the shit like I have most often after a good poundins to the penny. Ok J, let er fly
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Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.
This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.
Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!
Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?
You're also over 50 without a retirement and you're working yourself out of the only job you'll ever have...be careful who you fuck over (like Tequila and Tailgater (not to mention me as I was the first subscriber you had). Posters are leaving in waves Kimberly and you passively let it happen because of your feminino ego. Can't wait to see you in Belltown with aids spots and lookin for a weenie to squeeze for a fix. Nobody deserves pain and suffering more than you. Pucker up sweettits, and I'll kick you right in the saggy balls
Hey @steelheader2 can we let the cat out of the bag? Nope just heard from @yobates keep the pussy under wraps.
Urban will put a round poundin on the rest of the league. Pump said it first.
Don’t sleep on the Ducks. Pump said all along he liked Hebert. If Oregon wins out they’ll be picking their teeth with roses, maybe better.
OBK, hows the repairs coming on the Ferrari?
Pump always liked a fine Italian sports car. Supple brown leather, that chrome shifter much like Pumps own stiff rod. Not that he needed it, but when Pump threw on those tight red leather pants, the girls swooned, craving Pump’ love pump.
Of course he obliged. Sorry J and Baze, Pump can’t keep the ladies away. While pump’s dumpin the lump in the brown, Baze grease J up, priming him for your three inch pickle.
Nothing to be ashamed of guys. Times and attitudes have changed. At least you two have each other while fudgepackie stays home choking the chicken thinking of Pumps action, including that little spinner in Eugene.
Hey Baze, J will be primed and lubed after watching Chippy this Saturday. Make him squeal. Pumps counting on you!
. Every guy looks the same in a bar. Chicks like guys who have style, confident In what they wear. Dudes are like sheep . Same clothes, same lame game. Also girls do like a tossed salad. Tells them you're willing to go the extra mile for them , even the muddy mile. They'll flinch a little at 1st, but with enough liquor theyll open up the gate to suck the puck. The reward? Thee long awaited plunge. It feels pretty good. But as i said, dont dump in the poop chute if you want breakfast. She'll be making a western scramble on your shitter