If Mark Emmert had been a character on Deadwood

DerekJohnson

"I'll tell you what... I may have fucked up Husky Football flatter than hammered shit... But I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker. And workin' a payin' fucking gold claim -- President of the NCAA!!

Swaye

He would have been strung up episode 1.

HillsboroDuck

BUT HOW WAS HE A BAD PRESIDENT???

El_K

He would have been the jizz mopper at Swearengens with the retard from Fats of Life.

Joey

DerekJohnson said:

"I'll tell you what... I may have fucked up Husky Football flatter than hammered shit... But I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker. And workin' a payin' fucking gold claim -- President of the NCAA!!

Saw him at Sun Mountain Lodge last August. He definitely loves makeup and tanning

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

El_K said:

He would have been the jizz guzzler mopper at Swearengens with the retard from Fats of Life.

ForeskinWalletDawg

DerekJohnson said:

"I'll tell you what... I may have fucked up Husky Football flatter than hammered shit... But I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker. And workin' a payin' fucking gold claim -- President of the NCAA!!

Oh how I miss those bushy eyebrows

Doog_de_Jour

I just started watching this show this weekend and almost died with laughter over the line, “...the jury will now adjourn to the whores’ rooms to deliberate.”

Heh. Love those fucking cocksuckers.

@UW_Doog_Bot, someone was kind enough to do a statistical breakdown of the use of profanity per episode. Wonder how HH measures up.

http://www.thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm

pawz

He was the cocksuckers who stole smack from the Chinaman ...

Doog_de_Jour

Heh.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1107715567417466882