Free Pub coming for USC and Stanford!!
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Able privileged motherfuckaLoneStarDawg said:Part of me hopes the blind long snapper is implicated
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at my son's swim practice last night (a real one; not just an event at a pool where I could take a picture of him in water and then have it photo shopped into some socially engineered news) one of the dads works at Stanford and he showed us pretty much that exact same email that they all got from Stanford saying the same thing "...we suspect (fear) you all know the news by now...welp, we've gotten rid of a sailing corch and will continue the Stanford high standards (allegedly)...blah blah blah".Doog_de_Jour said:
who fucking knew the Pac12's demise would also include 80s tv b-listers. -
Totally shocked to hear the cheating by these private schools.Meek said:
at my son's swim practice last night (a real one; not just an event at a pool where I could take a picture of him in water and then have it photo shopped into some socially engineered news) one of the dads works at Stanford and he showed us pretty much that exact same email that they all got from Stanford saying the same thing "...we suspect (fear) you all know the news by now...welp, we've gotten rid of a sailing corch and will continue the Stanford high standards (allegedly)...blah blah blah".Doog_de_Jour said:
who fucking knew the Pac12's demise would also include 80s tv b-listers.
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How do the semi rich and kind of famous get their kids in college?
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Next you are going to tell me laws don't apply to them either.RaceBannon said:How do the semi rich and kind of famous get their kids in college?
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Late to see this, @HillsboroDuck == heroHillsboroDuck said:HillsboroDuck said:
Twats are uneditable, unfortunately.Doog_de_Jour said:
If there’s still time to edit the post, remind them you’ve never been beaten.HillsboroDuck said:CuntWaffle said:People just expect too much honestly. What is Swan suppose to do? Oversee EVERYTHING in the athletic department at all times?
Internet keyboard warriors make it so easy.
Done and doneUW_Doog_Bot said:
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spoiler...watch this movie and all will be revealedRaceBannon said:How do the semi rich and kind of famous get their kids in college?
The answer will SHOCK you
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Everyone is outragedHuskyJW said:
Next you are going to tell me laws don't apply to them either.RaceBannon said:How do the semi rich and kind of famous get their kids in college?
The answer will SHOCK you
Its rich on rich crime. The colleges are simply shuffling the deck of privileged children -
I’m told the FBI won’t restRaceBannon said:
Everyone is outragedHuskyJW said:
Next you are going to tell me laws don't apply to them either.RaceBannon said:How do the semi rich and kind of famous get their kids in college?
The answer will SHOCK you
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I appreciate justice in all of this, but is this shit the best use of federal investigation money? The world is full of liars who gives a shit who got into a school?
I’m hearing the FBI is looking at LinkedIn next, investigators got a tip that not everyone can be a c-level executive. -
brb, editLoneStarDawg said:I appreciate justice in all of this, but is this shit the best use of federal investigation money? The world is full of liars who gives a shit who got into a school?
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It costs less than a few weekends of secret service at Mar a Lago. Worth it.LoneStarDawg said:I appreciate justice in all of this, but is this shit the best use of federal investigation money? The world is full of liars who gives a shit who got into a school?
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People just expect too much honestly. What is Swan suppose to do? Oversee EVERYTHING in the athletic department at all times?
Internet keyboard warriors make it so easy. I would like to see them put on a suit and forge a couple tests if it’s so fucking easy.
Don't worry, they are looking into other very important issues like whether or not someone banged a porn star.LoneStarDawg said:I appreciate justice in all of this, but is this shit the best use of federal investigation money? The world is full of liars who gives a shit who got into a school?
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The nation is OUTRAGED! This has LEGS!
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The FBI cares because these people were writing off the $500k payments as charitable donations on their taxes
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So they ARE in danger!!LoneStarDawg said: -
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Nothing technically prevents it, and it still goes on. Issue here is that these are B list money people. Really C list. They don't have the swank to out and outright buy spots. If USC let every $500K mouth breather in the student body composite would look more like Boise State's. So they had to get to individuals who don't make a lot of bank, who can bought with low sums of money.UW_Doog_Bot said:
This was definitely the joke back in the day both before, during, and after my time in college. University of $poiled Children. I know USC's admission standards had gone up but I don't understand how legally they are prevented from just taking a big enough check to waive those standards and why all the extra steps of bribery that definitely are illegal. What prevents them from having a special class of "donor, ring of honor" blah blah blah we cut a check for that dormitory wing admission? Federal funding or something?RaceBannon said:
I wondered the same thing. @insideUSC said it is quite common to write a check to get junior in the gate.UW_Doog_Bot said:I guess I don't understand why private schools were even caught with their pants down like this. Aren't their admissions standards the type of thing they can just write whatever policy they want for?
Make no mistake they take complete idiots in, but it takes a little more money to get their attention now. George Lucas' kid could be a retard and get in, because he just gave the film school like $100 million. THAT is power and influence. Lori Loughlin and her guido husband are low-level Hollywood players. She's still hot af but she's a fucking Hallmark actress, and I've never even heard of his sorry ass. There's zero prestige in having those two brats running around campus as there would, say, the daughter of someone like Meryl Streep, who was smart enough to get into Yale w/o these shenanigans.
I think these people had to go back door (hi @PurpleThrobber hi @Swaye ) because they lack the money and the status to go in the front door with permission. The front door with permission, as we've all been saying, is as old as these schools are, and is still alive and well. It's just that these dipshits don't have that kind of swag. Maybe Huffman does with Macy's $$ added to hers. I don't know, but probably not.
And, let's remember that these people are actors and a lot of them are just fucking stupid to the workings of the real world and don't think anything will ever touch them.
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Hotter version of her mom.NEsnake12 said: -
My guess it’s the blind long snapper. @GrandpaSankey ? True?UWhuskytskeet said:
Welp.GrundleStiltzkin said:
"Several USC coaches." The tire fire of distractions there grows larger. Could be good for #OurHelton, could be bad in a general purge. EWIWBI. -
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Imagine being in a thread with me and being the one who can't see.MikeDamone said:
My guess it’s the blind long snapper. @GrandpaSankey ? True?UWhuskytskeet said:
Welp.GrundleStiltzkin said:
"Several USC coaches." The tire fire of distractions there grows larger. Could be good for #OurHelton, could be bad in a general purge. EWIWBI. -
I laffed.GrandpaSankey said:
Imagine being in a thread with me and being the one who can't see.MikeDamone said:
My guess it’s the blind long snapper. @GrandpaSankey ? True?UWhuskytskeet said:
Welp.GrundleStiltzkin said:
"Several USC coaches." The tire fire of distractions there grows larger. Could be good for #OurHelton, could be bad in a general purge. EWIWBI. -
Center is implicated? Are we still going to average a weight of 332(.5) across the line?GrundleStiltzkin said:
"Several USC coaches." The tire fire of distractions there grows larger. Could be good for #OurHelton, could be bad in a general purge. EWIWBI. -
I'm conflicted here:
This shit is hilarious! I love watching stupid rich people get exposed for cheating and being stupid and lazy.
BUT...
How in the actual fuck did that chunky little midget Ben Hines get recruited for one of UW's limited preferred walk-on spots? And why do so many of our preferred walk-ons come from private schools or rich kid schools like Bellevue, O'dea, Eastside Catholic, and Archbishop Murphy? And why was preferred walk-on WR Josh Rasmussen's dad, Rich Rasmussen, working for the football staff from 2013-2017 and obviously got his son into UW through the football program? 👀
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Our current staff has been leveling up a walk-on program that didn't use to be emphasized, year-by-year. It didn't turn good until this year, most likely to do with Sark's incompetence, rather than corruption.StrongArmCobra said:I'm conflicted here:
This shit is hilarious! I love watching stupid rich people get exposed for cheating and being stupid and lazy.
BUT...
How in the actual fuck did that chunky little midget Ben Hines get recruited for one of UW's limited preferred walk-on spots? And why do so many of our preferred walk-ons come from private schools or rich kid schools like Bellevue, O'dea, Eastside Catholic, and Archbishop Murphy? And why was preferred walk-on WR Josh Rasmussen's dad, Rich Rasmussen, working for the football staff from 2013-2017 and obviously got his son into UW through the football program? 👀
Petersen runs arguably one of the cleanest programs in college football but I'm not gonna throw stones at USC and pretend none of this shit could possibly be happening at UW as well.
