I have failed as a parent

YellowSnow

My son asked for this and received it as his birthday present. FML.

PurpleBaze

Gate

MisterEm

At least it wasn't a Sounders scarf.

YellowSnow

MisterEm said:

At least it wasn't a Sounders scarf.

The peer pressure amongst Seattle yoots to like the Sounders is skrong. I'm fighting the good fight to keep all Sounder gear from my home. Hawks gear is ubiquitous in 5 year old culture and I failed.

USMChawk

YellowSnow said:

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MisterEm said:

At least it wasn't a Sounders scarf.

The peer pressure amongst Seattle yoots to like the Sounders is skrong. I'm fighting the good fight to keep all Sounder gear from my home. Hawks gear is ubiquitous in 5 year old culture and I failed.

Are you saying the Seahawk’s culture is five years old or your son is? If the former, then I agree about the uptick in bandwagonners but not about the culture. Some of us have been long suffering fans for decades.

That said, that color is a crime against humanity and the jersey should be burned on sight.

greenblood

At least he didn't ask for a Mariners jersey

YellowSnow

USMChawk said:

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YellowSnow said:

MisterEm said:

At least it wasn't a Sounders scarf.

The peer pressure amongst Seattle yoots to like the Sounders is skrong. I'm fighting the good fight to keep all Sounder gear from my home. Hawks gear is ubiquitous in 5 year old culture and I failed.

Are you saying the Seahawk’s culture is five years old or your son is? If the former, then I agree about the uptick in bandwagonners but not about the culture. Some of us have been long suffering fans for decades.

That said, that color is a crime against humanity and the jersey should be burned on sight.

I respeck the TUFF, blue collar, Seahawk culture of the 1980s and the Kingdome. I don't respeck the Seahawk culture of the 12's era.

PurpleThrobber

greenblood said:

At least he didn't ask for a Mariners Cuog jersey

jhfstyle24

Should have given him a Dickson jersey

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

USMChawk said:

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YellowSnow said:

MisterEm said:

At least it wasn't a Sounders scarf.

The peer pressure amongst Seattle yoots to like the Sounders is skrong. I'm fighting the good fight to keep all Sounder gear from my home. Hawks gear is ubiquitous in 5 year old culture and I failed.

Are you saying the Seahawk’s culture is five years old or your son is? If the former, then I agree about the uptick in bandwagonners but not about the culture. Some of us have been long suffering fans for decades.

That said, that color is a crime against humanity and the jersey should be burned on sight.

This deserves a @puppylove_sugarsteel rant about being a season ticket holder at the king dome.

animate

Should have got him a Miss Budweiser hydroplane t-shirt.

RaceBannon

animate said:

Should have got him a Miss Budweiser hydroplane t-shirt.

I was an Atlas Van Lines guy myself. Bill Muncey

Remember Chip Hannauer was a local who drove the Squire Shop then joined the dark side and drove the Miss Bud

Gilbystaint

Miss Bardahl with Schumacher at the helm was one of my favorites.

Doogles

Damn, 12 is the worst Jersey to buy. Especially for a growing kid, just get him a Russell Wilson and by the time he grows out of it a new franchise player will come along.

Rubberfist

If he asked for his name on the back you may need to click below.

https://fostercare.com/

HuskyJW

Is your 8 year old son worried about next year's UW team because "Jake Browning is gone....and he was a really good thrower and they won a lot."

I almost changed his name to Kim.

PurpleThrobber

"No" is still an acceptable word for parents to use.

Or as in the Throbber household "HELL NO!"

YellowSnow

Doogles said:

Damn, 12 is the worst Jersey to buy. Especially for a growing kid, just get him a Russell Wilson and by the time he grows out of it a new franchise player will come along.

It is the worst. But lil' piss wanted the fugly lim green one and that doesn't come in #3 in his size.

Problem is all these lil' rug rats love the Hawks because they all have a bunch of poser, front runner Seattle parents. I need to find a daycare where the REAL Dwag fans are located.

DawgWagonDan

RaceBannon said:

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animate said:

Should have got him a Miss Budweiser hydroplane t-shirt.

I was an Atlas Van Lines guy myself. Bill Muncey

Remember Chip Hannauer was a local who drove the Squire Shop then joined the dark side and drove the Miss Bud

I was a big fan of Chip in the Circus Circus and Miller prior to him going to the dark side for Bernie Little. I always pulled for Mark Tate in the Smokin' Joe's and Winston Eagle to beat the Bud.

It's high tim for a Hydro bored around hear!

dflea

The Thunder boats were never the same after the piston engines went away.

Turbine engines are cool and all, but nothing sounds like a Rolls Merlin.

FireCohen

Can’t wait for your boy to end up like btp and not get in to UW