So I’m at a bar..

TurdBomber

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

What if his carpel tunnel stops him from jacking off. You ever think about that?

That's why you get a dog and some peanut butter......

Theoretically, I mean.

Which UW frat was it that got caught red-handed with the sheep? I'm sure they have a library of ideas about yankoff-ing.

Pitchfork51

MikeDamone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Decided I can’t be friends with the guy who wears those wrist braces for carpel tunnel syndrome. JFC. There is no pain bad enough to wear that.

Tell me more about this wrist brace shit

I had no idea that's what those are for

I just thought it was people who'd sprained their wrist

RaceBannon

CuntWaffle

The wrist brace people are usually the type who drive the motorized carts around the grocery store.

BennyBeaver

It's cheaper to drink at home and you don't have to be exposed to other people.