Nation's liberals devastated after learning hate-crime didn't happen

SFGbob

“I needed this to be true,” said liberal columnist Hanna Spalding. “When I first heard the news of this attack, I was filled with so much hope. I felt so validated. Then that was taken away. Now I just want to cry into my pillow.”



https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-liberals-devastated-after-learning-hate-crime-didnt-happen

sarktastic

I can just imagine the Rage for Trump they feel now.

SFGbob

“While Smollet’s attack may have been a hoax, our emotions have undergone a modern-day lynching,” said activist Andrea Jones at a vigil in Chicago. “If you think about it, this is even worse than if the crime had actually happened. A lot of people put a lot of hope into Smollet’s story. Our expectations have been violently assaulted.

Sledog

Those people are fucked up!

allpurpleallgold

What’s wrong with any of that?

Pitchfork51

Holy balls these ppl

Baphomet

The idea that many liberals are devastated over this is the kind of hyperbole that would only be believed by somebody that also beleives that the wall is a national emergency.

As Ann Coulter would describe them... "only the stupidest in Trump's base".

Sledog

How evil are you when you hippie the attack is true so you can use against someone else that isn't involved in any way for political gain.

Yeah that's way better than stopping illegals and drug smuggling and all the other crime that comes from those activities.

Way better.

PurpleThrobber

allpurpleallgold said:

What’s wrong with any of that?

What kind of fucked up mind ‘needs’ someone to get assaulted to feel better about their political stance?

Jesus Christ - did you ask that with a straight face. Fuck. That’s unbelievable.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleThrobber said:

allpurpleallgold said:

What’s wrong with any of that?

What kind of fucked up mind ‘needs’ someone to get assaulted to feel better about their political stance?

Jesus Christ - did you ask that with a straight face. Fuck. That’s unbelievable.

It is unbelievable. And yet, you dumb asses believed it.

allpurpleallgold

More from the babylonbee-

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-pastor-declares-national-emergency-as-church-fridge-runs-out-of-mountain-dew

https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone--in-us-soaked-with-sprinklers-as-trump-pulls-national-emergency-alarm

Dopes.

PurpleThrobber

allpurpleallgold said:

PurpleThrobber said:

allpurpleallgold said:

What’s wrong with any of that?

What kind of fucked up mind ‘needs’ someone to get assaulted to feel better about their political stance?

Jesus Christ - did you ask that with a straight face. Fuck. That’s unbelievable.

It is unbelievable. And yet, you dumb asses believed it.

I was talking about you. Not some link.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleThrobber said:

allpurpleallgold said:

PurpleThrobber said:

allpurpleallgold said:

What’s wrong with any of that?

What kind of fucked up mind ‘needs’ someone to get assaulted to feel better about their political stance?

Jesus Christ - did you ask that with a straight face. Fuck. That’s unbelievable.

It is unbelievable. And yet, you dumb asses believed it.

I was talking about you. Not some link.

I’m not going to explain what happened in this thread to you. You need to figure it out on your own.

HillsboroDuck

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

CirrhosisDawg

HillsboroDuck said:

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

Bob has never said he’s smart.

2001400ex

HillsboroDuck said:

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

So would you call Bob a liar for posting those quotes as fact?

SFGbob

CirrhosisDawg said:

HillsboroDuck said:

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

Bob has never said he’s smart.

I informed you dumbfucks a couple of weeks back that the BabylonBee was a satire site. Nice work dumbfuck.

SFGbob

2001400ex said:

HillsboroDuck said:

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

So would you call Bob a liar for posting those quotes as fact?

No, I would call it really good satire. The best satire has more than a kernel of truth.

2001400ex

SFGbob said:

2001400ex said:

HillsboroDuck said:

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

So would you call Bob a liar for posting those quotes as fact?

No, I would call it really good satire. The best satire has more than a kernel of truth.

So now you are doubling down on your lie.

allpurpleallgold

Bob needs to condemn himself for lying.

SFGbob

2001400ex said:

SFGbob said:

2001400ex said:

HillsboroDuck said:

For those who need it spelled out to you, the BabylonBee is satire. Or if that word is too big for you, you can call it fake news.

It's well done. Just not real.

Carry on.

So would you call Bob a liar for posting those quotes as fact?

No, I would call it really good satire. The best satire has more than a kernel of truth.

So now you are doubling down on your lie.

Satire makes Hondo's Kunt hurt.

Hey Hondo, when you watch a movie are the characters on the screen lying to you because they're not really super heros?