If Savell Smalls

PurpleJ

Ever wins a national championship at UW, I will delete my account.

You have my word.

EsophagealFeces

I have all the screenshots I need.

Baseman

PurpleJ said:

Ever wins a national championship at UW, I will delete my account.

You have my word.

Like you won’t be banned—numerous times—before hand.

PurpleJ

Baseman said:

PurpleJ said:

Ever wins a national championship at UW, I will delete my account.

You have my word.

Like you won’t be banned—numerous times—before hand.

People have been saying I would get banned since I got back. I love proving my haters wrong with exemplary behavior!

Now back to trying to flex on the corner of 38th, then running away when Jerome rolls by in the caddy you wannabe tuff transplant bitch.

2001400ex

I feel a power ranger bomb coming on.

CuntWaffle

Too easy. How about you stop watching divegrass?

GreenRiverGatorz

Now this is a recruiting pitch Pete can use

whatshouldicareabout

PurpleJ said:

Ever wins a national championship at UW, I will delete my account.

You have my word.

Better idea: delete your account now

WilburHooksHands

would you consider ending your own life?

BleachedAnusDawg

J is one of my favorite poasters. He's just misunderstood.

dirtysouwfdawg

WilburHooksHands said:

would you consider ending your own life?

On fb live

Canadawg

By transitive property if you delete your account then Smalls will sign and win us a Natty. Hurry.

dannarc

Delete top 5 alt handles and we have a deal

PurpleJ

BleachedAnusDawg said:

J is one of my favorite poasters. He's just misunderstood.

People tend to hate me
'Cause I never smile
As I ransack their homes
They want to shake my hand

PurpleJ

Canadawg said:

By transitive property if you delete your account then Smalls will sign and win us a Natty. Hurry.

It doesn't work like that. The point is that we aren't winning it all in the near future irregardless of whether he comes here or not. But I'm a Patriots fan. What do I know?!

PurpleJ

dannarc said:

Delete top 5 alt handles and we have a deal

I don't have any alts.

RaceBannon

PurpleJ said:

dannarc said:

Delete top 5 alt handles and we have a deal

I don't have any alts.

Uh......

PurpleJ

RaceBannon said:

PurpleJ said:

dannarc said:

Delete top 5 alt handles and we have a deal

I don't have any alts.

Uh......

No really. Why would I lie?

RaceBannon

I'm one of your alts

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

I'm one of your alts

DerekJohnson

Baseman said:

PurpleJ said:

Ever wins a national championship at UW, I will delete my account.

You have my word.

Like you won’t be banned—numerous times—before hand.

J has seen the light -- he has been great