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Walking around with shit on your hands to own the libs

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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    I can't see oxygen or gravity. #fakescience
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,379 Standard Supporter
    I don't know who that is but the Throbber would like to drop a load on the chick in the bumblebee dress.

  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,566
    This shit pisses me off. There's nothing worse than going into a public restroom at work and seeing a guy leave without washing his hands. Later in the day, you run into him in the hall, and he wants to shake my hand. Since I want his business down the road, I don't want to be rude, but I don't know how many times I can have the cold/crud, before he gets suspicious.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,187

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    I wash my hands before I touch my dick.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,378

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Link?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Baseman said:

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Link?
    hyg
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited February 2019
    SFGbob said:

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    I wash my hands before I touch my dick.
    That makes more sense then after.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    And so Damoan and gay Bob are reduced to talking about touching their dicks with each other.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    2001400ex said:

    And so Damoan and gay Bob are reduced to talking about touching their dicks with each other.

    El of fucking el! Rent free!
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,379 Standard Supporter
    2001400ex said:

    And so Damoan and gay Bob are reduced to talking about touching their dicks with each other.

    That's just good old fashioned sword fighting.

  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,187
    2001400ex said:

    And so Damoan and gay Bob are reduced to talking about touching their dicks with each other.

    It's an old joke dumbass. Something Don King supposedly used to say.
  • MariotaTheGawd
    MariotaTheGawd Member Posts: 1,441

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
  • MariotaTheGawd
    MariotaTheGawd Member Posts: 1,441

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
  • MariotaTheGawd
    MariotaTheGawd Member Posts: 1,441

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
    I’m trying to help you. Your pressing is getting big belly laughs in the media room (that’s not a good thing)
    Am I supposed to know what that is?
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
    I’m trying to help you. Your pressing is getting big belly laughs in the media room (that’s not a good thing)
    Am I supposed to know what that is?
    Who’s the fag in your avatar?
    When your argument is down to Avatar smack talk and big belly laughs in the media room..... You know you've lost your argument.
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,187
    2001400ex said:

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
    I’m trying to help you. Your pressing is getting big belly laughs in the media room (that’s not a good thing)
    Am I supposed to know what that is?
    Who’s the fag in your avatar?
    When your argument is down to Avatar smack talk and big belly laughs in the media room..... You know you've lost your argument.
    Yeah get in there and rape straw man ass like Hondo
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    2001400ex said:

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
    I’m trying to help you. Your pressing is getting big belly laughs in the media room (that’s not a good thing)
    Am I supposed to know what that is?
    Who’s the fag in your avatar?
    When your argument is down to Avatar smack talk and big belly laughs in the media room..... You know you've lost your argument.
    No. It’s not an argument at all. It’s mocking.

    There is nothing to argue that I can discern.

    HTH.
  • MariotaTheGawd
    MariotaTheGawd Member Posts: 1,441

    2001400ex said:

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
    I’m trying to help you. Your pressing is getting big belly laughs in the media room (that’s not a good thing)
    Am I supposed to know what that is?
    Who’s the fag in your avatar?
    When your argument is down to Avatar smack talk and big belly laughs in the media room..... You know you've lost your argument.
    No. It’s not an argument at all. It’s mocking.

    There is nothing to argue that I can discern.

    HTH.
    Maybe if you say it enough times it will be true, super genius
  • Blu82
    Blu82 Member Posts: 1,673

    2001400ex said:

    I don’t wash my hands after I pee. Only after a shit.

    No need after a pee. Clean cock. Don’t touch anything.

    Fuck off.

    Yikes

    Washing your hands after taking a piss isnt about your dick being dirty. It's about it being a convenient time to wash your hands, you dirty fuck
    Fuck off. Jesus. Haven’t you learned anything since yesterday. Got any mom jokes. Christ.
    I dont want to learn anything from a dude who doesnt wash his hands after he's been in the bathroom
    I’m trying to help you. Your pressing is getting big belly laughs in the media room (that’s not a good thing)
    Am I supposed to know what that is?
    Who’s the fag in your avatar?
    When your argument is down to Avatar smack talk and big belly laughs in the media room..... You know you've lost your argument.
    No. It’s not an argument at all. It’s mocking.

    There is nothing to argue that I can discern.

    HTH.
    Maybe if you say it enough times it will be true, super genius
    Hey Junior, go accomplish something in life, grow up a whole bunch, figure out how to get laid and come back to avail us of your snowflake accomplishments.
    The adults will be waiting.
    Your ignorant, annoying mouth has worn itself out in just a few days.