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5 Reasons Sark goes to USC
HuskyJW
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1. Sark - He is the best coach on the field, enough said on that. He has 5 years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game. Herbstreit calls him the best playcaller in America.
2. Offensive Line - We average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are always ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. His OL recruiting is legendary at Montlake. Hindy, Atoe, Brostek, Dolbec, Kirkland. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Kiesau - New offensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kiesau 2013 and Kiesau 2012, you will see a much improved offense if this guys comes with Sark.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a long time. John Ross (so good on offense he plays DB also), Kasen Williams, Psalm Wooching. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, speed.
5. Time at Montlake - Sark is on record saying he wanted to be at UW longer than Don James......unless SC comes calling. The more we can shorten his tenure here the better chance we have to win the game.
2. Offensive Line - We average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are always ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. His OL recruiting is legendary at Montlake. Hindy, Atoe, Brostek, Dolbec, Kirkland. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Kiesau - New offensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kiesau 2013 and Kiesau 2012, you will see a much improved offense if this guys comes with Sark.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a long time. John Ross (so good on offense he plays DB also), Kasen Williams, Psalm Wooching. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, speed.
5. Time at Montlake - Sark is on record saying he wanted to be at UW longer than Don James......unless SC comes calling. The more we can shorten his tenure here the better chance we have to win the game.
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Well, that's what I heard from this really fat guy.