Roxanne you don’t have to wax my skis tonight

YellowSnow

When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.

PurpleThrobber

Ski chicks give the best blow jobs.

Ask them to spit out their Skoal first - but the wintergreen flavor does add a new dimension to hummers.

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

Ski chicks give the best blow jobs.

Ask them to spit out their Skoal first - but the wintergreen flavor does add a new dimension to hummers.

I prefer the old Minty Bear- ie Kodak. Do they still make that?

This lady of the night looked to be less than the price of a lift ticket.

RaceBannon

I assume Little Yellow is no longer a virgin now?

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

I assume Little Yellow is no longer a virgin now?

That’s sum dark shit old man.

Gilbystaint

Ahh, you always remember the first!

El_K

I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive

BennyBeaver

YellowSnow said:

When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.

You go to the stoked bros at Pro Ski?

YellowSnow

BennyBeaver said:

YellowSnow said:

When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.

You go to the stoked bros at Pro Ski?

Ha ha, yes. They are close to my house. Who do you like in the city for ski tunes?

BennyBeaver

YellowSnow said:

BennyBeaver said:

YellowSnow said:

When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.

You go to the stoked bros at Pro Ski?

Ha ha, yes. They are close to my house. Who do you like in the city for ski tunes?

That’s where I go. Ghetto neighborhood for sure but like 5 minutes from home.

Mike is a great guy. Bought my boards there.

PurpleThrobber

El_K said:

I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive

Not really - back in the day (early 70's), skiing was a pretty solid family sport. My folks were by no means wealthy but we bought a season pass at the local ski resort and headed up there almost every Friday night/one day on the weekend. Picked up used equipment at the ski swap and rocked pretty much crap outer gear from a fashion-sense.

Now, white knuckling it down the mountain road after one of my two dads had a few cocktails apres ski...that was horrifying but we didn't wear seatbelts and would have been thrown clear of any danger if he'd have crashed.

CuntWaffle

PurpleThrobber said:

Ski chicks give the best blow jobs.

Ask them to spit out their Skoal first - but the wintergreen flavor does add a new dimension to hummers.

Skoal Citrus >

CuntWaffle

Your guys parents still don't rent ski gear for you?

BennyBeaver

CuntWaffle said:

Your guys parents still don't rent ski gear for you?

Son? Is that you?

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber said:

El_K said:

I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive

Not really - back in the day (early 70's), skiing was a pretty solid family sport. My folks were by no means wealthy but we bought a season pass at the local ski resort and headed up there almost every Friday night/one day on the weekend. Picked up used equipment at the ski swap and rocked pretty much crap outer gear from a fashion-sense.

Now, white knuckling it down the mountain road after one of my two dads had a few cocktails apres ski...that was horrifying but we didn't wear seatbelts and would have been thrown clear of any danger if he'd have crashed.

CSB?

PurpleThrobber

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleThrobber said:

El_K said:

I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive

Not really - back in the day (early 70's), skiing was a pretty solid family sport. My folks were by no means wealthy but we bought a season pass at the local ski resort and headed up there almost every Friday night/one day on the weekend. Picked up used equipment at the ski swap and rocked pretty much crap outer gear from a fashion-sense.

Now, white knuckling it down the mountain road after one of my two dads had a few cocktails apres ski...that was horrifying but we didn't wear seatbelts and would have been thrown clear of any danger if he'd have crashed.

CSB?

No - the really CSBs are being left by the pinball machines with a stack of quarters while the two dads went drinking and dancing in the lounge next door. For several hours.