here is your New Authorized diet

sarktastic

MikeDamone

Why should anyone believe this when the fucked us over on the food pyramid for 50 years prior. Ass wipes.

UW_Doog_Bot

Lol vegan propaganda.

Doog_de_Jour

I’m only allotted 6.8g of palm oil a day! That’s some fucking bullshit.

#bringbackour4basicfoodgroups

DerekJohnson

Wait, no Hot Pockets?

DawgWagonDan

1.5 eggs per week? pssss I avg at least 2 a day.

CuntWaffle

Lol most people do not excercise and do not need 2500 calories. This is horse shit.

CuntWaffle

DawgWagonDan said:

1.5 eggs per week? pssss I avg at least 2 a day.

Yea I go through a solid 2-3 dozen

Doog_de_Jour

CuntWaffle said:

DawgWagonDan said:

1.5 eggs per week? pssss I avg at least 2 a day.

Yea I go through a solid 2-3 dozen

A day?

CuntWaffle

Doog_de_Jour said:

CuntWaffle said:

DawgWagonDan said:

1.5 eggs per week? pssss I avg at least 2 a day.

Yea I go through a solid 2-3 dozen

A day?

Weekly. Not all are whole eggs though. Usually 2 whole and 8-10 whites a few times a week, so maybe closer to 3-4 dozen.

Pitchfork51

232 grams of carbs and 2500 calories a day will make 85 percent of men and 99 percent or women fat as fucking shit

And I have 3 eggs about 4-5 times a week.

RedRocket

FYI a teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories. Adjust accordingly to hit the 2500 target. Maybe forgo the lard and tallow if you're seeing a few clients Doogie.

pawz

RedRocket said:

FYI a teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories. Adjust accordingly to hit the 2500 target. Maybe forgo the lard and tallow if you're seeing a few clients Doogie.

So Hondo is a morbidly obese fat fuck.









I'm not surprised that I'm not surprised.

DerekJohnson

LebamDawg

I think what they really need to do is triple those amounts so 3-4 billion will die, then we can start to save the earth. 4-5 billion would be nicer. I am an old fart so I am going soon anyway.

GrundleStiltzkin

LebamDawg said:

I think what they really need to do is triple those amounts so 3-4 billion will die, then we can start to save the earth. 4-5 billion would be nicer. I am an old fart so I am going soon anyway.

Mods? Rule 1?