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Jay'Veon Sunday, 2020 3* RB, Waco (Connally), TX (Committed)

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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,555 Swaye's Wigwam

    So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

    Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

    I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.
    Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,555 Swaye's Wigwam

    So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

    Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

    I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.
    Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.
    Magnolia is for fags. But my wife would make me go there if we were close. Sometimes fagging it up gets you a BJ so it can be worth it. Been to Waco for work before. The rape culture was strong there. Absolute gross town though. Props to Sunday for getting away.
    Yea...
  • ZoneUW
    ZoneUW Member Posts: 794

    So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

    Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

    I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.
    Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.
    Magnolia is for fags. But my wife would make me go there if we were close. Sometimes fagging it up gets you a BJ so it can be worth it. Been to Waco for work before. The rape culture was strong there. Absolute gross town though. Props to Sunday for getting away.
    Paging @Rapeculturedawg
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,222
    Best thing about being in Waco is leaving Waco
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,555 Swaye's Wigwam
    Is Waco still considered the souwf?

    Asken for a fren
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Swaye said:

    Waco could fit in perfectly in the "Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place" quote.

    Bitch u live in a trailer park, should you be talking???
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912

    I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

    Black status denied! Real player would have banged her in the first class lavatory.
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735

    I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

    Black status denied! Real player would have banged her in the first class lavatory.
    1. I can't even stand up straight in a fucking airplane lavatory. I'm a HUGE fucker.
    2. Her age was ambiguous. She was young looking enough to easily still be in high school. I don't play that shit.
    3. She wasn't bad enough to motivate me to even get her number.