Jay'Veon Sunday, 2020 3* RB, Waco (Connally), TX (Committed)
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I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
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There’s only one I really know of...YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. I have no flying advice here. I’ve never flown first class ever. Business class a few times and that’s it. You’ll have to ask one of the REAL rich guys here.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Bad spelling, my bad.YellowSnow said:
What does “bouchiest” mean?dirtysouwfdawg said:So my flight was delayed and cancelled twice. Stupid fucking Tallahassee DFW.
Gave the front lady a hard knock brutally honest story about why I needed to get to Waco tonight as planned. Suddenly we go from no tickets to a free first class upgrade.
Boom!
My pour ass has never sat in first class. How do I act @YellowSnow? I ask because you are the bouchiest whitey I know.
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I fly first class all the time because it pays to work at Orkin. Tips for first class travel.
Take your shoes off. It's not weird in first class. You will think it is weird, but only poor people think that way. No shoes.
ALWAYS ask for booze. It's the one place in the world that they are free and unlimited. I usually start with Bailey's rocks before the meal, and start pounding Jack and coke afterwards.
Do not talk to your seatmate. People in first class have money usually, unless they are upgrade trash, and they don;t give a fuck about you or anything you have to say, even if you are also rich.
Wear a nice watch, or be thought of as poor upgrade trash.
If any of the cattle from the back of plane tries to come up and use the first class bathroom, glare at them and call them names in a not so hushed tone.
When the cattle is getting on the plane do not make eye contact. Read a WSJ and don't look up, so they know you are better than them.
You can actually flirt with the flight attendant in First Class. It's usually a gay guy though, so YMMV. You can do this because they will assume you are loaded. People who are assumed to have money can do whatever they want, whether they actually have any or not.
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A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?StrongArmCobra said:I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
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He was doing his best to be relevant, bring value and fit in.FremontTroll said:
A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?StrongArmCobra said:I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself.
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To be honest, that’d be as good as it gets for me.FremontTroll said:
A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?StrongArmCobra said:I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself. -
I did once have two Newark desk agents ask if I was a Air Marshall. I took it as a compliment at the desk but walking on I think it was commentary on my cheap suit and formerly athletic but now neglected bile.
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Cannot stop laffing. Just made water in pants.GrundleStiltzkin said:I did once have two Newark desk agents ask if I was a Air Marshall. I took it as a compliment at the desk but walking on I think it was commentary on my cheap suit and formerly athletic but now neglected bile.
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Don't be a dick just because women never want to talk to you or give you compliments... or fuck you for that matter.FremontTroll said:
A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?StrongArmCobra said:I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
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dirtysouwfdawg said:
He was doing his best to be relevant, bring value and fit in.FremontTroll said:
A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?StrongArmCobra said:I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself.
Fail? 🤣
It’s like what you fail to do every time you poast
