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Domicillo

Hey @ZoneUW, I’m hearing Asa is actually strongly considering dropping football and becoming a zookeeper. The zoo in south bend is only a mile from ND so he’s leaning there at the moment. Don’t tell anyone, this highly confidential and not speculative news at all is just for you. No source.

greenblood

What is said in chat stays in chat.

EsophagealFeces

Domicillo said:

Hey @ZoneUW, I’m hearing Asa is actually strongly considering dropping football and becoming a zookeeper. The zoo in south bend is only a mile from ND so he’s leaning there at the moment. Don’t tell anyone, this highly confidential and not speculative news at all is just for you. No source.

This. Also, kill yourself.

CuntWaffle

I knew JackCobra would be back I just didn't realize it would be so soon.