Trade wars? Won easily. North Korea? Denuclearized. Border wall? Mexico is paying. Tariffs? Major federal revenue source Inflation? Fed’s fault. Fbi & DOJ? Criminal enterprises. UN belly laughs? Laughing with me. 250 yards? Get the motorcade. NY steak? Well done with ketchup. 285 pounds? Healthy.
Breaking: border wall? It’s dead. Sorry trumpanzees. You were warned. Trump caved without a fight. Not even with “artisanal slants.” MAGA was always about scamming white trash. Lesson learned? Probably not.
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North Korea? Denuclearized.
Border wall? Mexico is paying.
Tariffs? Major federal revenue source
Inflation? Fed’s fault.
Fbi & DOJ? Criminal enterprises.
UN belly laughs? Laughing with me.
250 yards? Get the motorcade.
NY steak? Well done with ketchup.
285 pounds? Healthy.
Trump is amazing. Unbelievable really. MAGA!