Football 101 stuff for our visitors and friends from Doogman

TierbsHsotBoobs

If your coach has to save his job by beating Oregon State and Washington State just to finish at 5-4 in the conference for the fourth year in a row, you have the wrong fucking coach.








Also, die in a fucking fire.

[Deleted User]

If you have to dump Gatorade on your coach for going 5-4 in conference play for the fourth straight year you have the wrong fucking coach.

PurpleJ

Beat the Coogs. Nothing else matters.

tracker

If your coach looks like he can't find the skateboard park you've got the wrong fucking coach.

[Deleted User]

If your coach has to complain that his players won't be his "friend" on facebook you have the wrong fucking coach!

Doogles

If your coach has as many chins as mistresses, you have the wrong fucking coach.

dhdawg

if you're happy about beating the cougs in a game you lead by 3 late in the 4th quarter and trailed at halftime in year 5 you have the wrong coach

topdawgnc

If you coach has fucked Erin Andrews ... it's all good brah.

jecornel

Sark did it again!

fivehundredmileDAWG

If you have to make an argument to keep your coach after year 5 and that argument doesn't include actual facts or figures to support said argument you have the wrong coach ...

... You are also probably a fucktard ...

Homebrew_Dawg

If your coach fucks Joey's waitresses who are too brain dead (uh, quarter-brained) to blow the whistle, then sign the fucking extension.

RaceBannon

I like Sark in this one

topdawgnc

Homebrew_Dawg said:

If your coach fucks Joey's waitresses who are too brain dead (uh, quarter-brained) to blow the whistle, then sign the fucking extension.

Tiger's Waffle House waitress never blew the whistle ...

Waitress' are too fucking stupid to know the gold mine they are sitting on ...

Now strippers ... Price will tell you those bitches be savvy.

Homebrew_Dawg

Strippers usually give better head. True?

Doogles

Homebrew_Dawg said:

Strippers usually give better head. True?

Are you saying there is different story to the nickname "Teeth"?

Homebrew_Dawg

Doogles said:

Homebrew_Dawg said:

Strippers usually give better head. True?

Are you saying there is different story to the nickname "Teeth"?

The back splash is the difference?

Mosster47

If your coach can beat the shit out of a basketball school that plunger'd Oregon.....well, your future is brighter than the Ducks......FML.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

If this is your coach and you're happy about it, you not only have the wrong fucking coach but you're no longer a football school.

IrishDawg22

If your coach wears a beanie purchased from a craft store on Capital Hill, then you have the wrong fucking coach.

JuicyHawgCoog

If fags show up wearing as much sounders and hawks gear as UW gear. You have the wrong coach, and a faggy fanbase.

ORRegisteredOffender

When 8-4 is a special year and all you do is bitch about Oregon being cheaters... you got the wrong coach.