Steve Sarkisian: A dim-witted coach living the life of Riley

Doogles

Without researching a fucking thing, I imagine Washington against the spread the last 10 years is dreadful.

Say, 17-103

PostGameOrangeSlices

call him an average coach, by all means. dont call him dim-witted. the dude has made more money in his 39 years than anyone on this bored would make in 3 lifetimes.

DerekJohnson

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

call him an average coach, by all means. dont call him dim-witted. the dude has made more money in his 39 years than anyone on this bored would make in 3 lifetimes.

Hence the "Life of Riley" reference

gmo

I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

Doogles said:

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

PurpleJ

gmo said:

I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

Doogles said:

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

Fucking hipsters

poc81

PurpleJ said:

gmo said:

I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

Doogles said:

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….

PurpleJ

poc81 said:

PurpleJ said:

gmo said:

I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

Doogles said:

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….

REAL soccer fans riot and beat the shit out of opposing fans. And they have racist chants.

Haid_D_Salaami

PurpleJ said:

poc81 said:

PurpleJ said:

gmo said:

I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

Doogles said:

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….

REAL soccer fans riot and beat the shit out of opposing fans. And they have racist chants.

There is an enormous difference between "soccer hooligans"... who are from Britain, usually drunk, generally cool....and American "soccer fags"...who need kicked in the fucking head from time to time to remind them that they're fags. HTH

Doogles

Step one: Watch green street hooligans.

Step two: Buy sea foam colored scarf.

Step three: Beat off into said scarf.

Step four: Plaster scarf to face.

Step five: Head to coffee shop for pre-game biscotti.

Step six; Act British tuff on the hardcore streets of Seattle with fellow scarftards.

tracker

PurpleJ said:

poc81 said:

PurpleJ said:

gmo said:

I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

Doogles said:

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….

REAL soccer fans riot and beat the shit out of opposing fans. And they have racist chants.

I miss England.