Attention Ohio State Fans

Swaye

I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

But good luck the rest of the way.

RaceBannon

Art Schlister has money on Washington

DoogCourics

In addition Buckeye fans.....

Swaye

And so it begins....

RaceBannon

FREE TATTOOS FOR ALL BUCKEYE PLAYERS

backthepack

Doog_de_Jour

I have a question for our Ohio State, oh, pardon me, THE Ohio State fans:

If one wanted to procure a sweater vest, where would they go?

backthepack

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

FREE MUSHROOM TATTOOS FOR ALL BUCKEYE PLAYERS

Pitchfork51

Might have shot your load a bit prematurely here

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Might have shot your load a bit prematurely here

New bored motto?

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

But good luck the rest of the way.

Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.

Swaye

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Swaye said:

I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

But good luck the rest of the way.

Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.

Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Swaye said:

I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

But good luck the rest of the way.

Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.

Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.

The point is 81% of their fans ARE losers that can't escape a flyover state. Or are too dumb and inbred to know that they should.

The ones who can escape admit their college is in a shithole.

Swaye

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Swaye said:

I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

But good luck the rest of the way.

Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.

Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.

The point is 81% of their fans ARE losers that can't escape a flyover state. Or are too dumb and inbred to know that they should.

The ones who can escape admit their college is in a shithole.

You should know by now I don't understand subtle messaging. I know you just use me for my body ass.

TommySQC

Pitchfork51 said:

Might have shot your load a bit prematurely here

Better to have shot your load prematurely than to have never shot your load at all - Derek Johnson

dannarc

I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?

Edwin_Bambino

dannarc said:

I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?

Bleach

GaryFromTeenMom

Gino Mariani putting a bag (the bag he received?) on this one.

dannarc

Edwin_Bambino said:

dannarc said:

I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?

Bleach

Quick, concise, and to the point....These are my Doogs!

Swaye

Doog_de_Jour said:

I have a question for our Ohio State, oh, pardon me, THE Ohio State fans:

If one wanted to procure a sweater vest, where would they go?

I have one they can borrow.