Breaking News - USC About to Get

Meek

serious about getting serious about football by potentially hiring a recently fired brah to salvage the program.

Stay tuned for an announcement about a grotesquely inappropriate hail mary contract for Cliff...or maybe an announcement from some flailing NFL team to swoop in and steal the coach of the century.

https://twitter.com/insidetroy/status/1068602675728572416

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RaceBannon

So now USC is SERIOUS about football too?

Swaye

KKK will be perfect for the dude brah environs of USC.

TTJ

Swaye said:

KKK will be perfect for the dude brah environs of USC.

Kliff has no idea of what you are speaking.

Meek

this is just one of a bunch of tweets, but USC is seriously believing that Urbs selling his Buckeye couch is just stage 1 of his plan to be the USC coach in a year. Even Ryan Abraham is retweeting this shit. LOL.

https://twitter.com/BradenGall/status/1069959788119945216

godawgst

Urban will get the treatment for his brain cyst, the urge/itch to return to coaching will percolate week 3, rumors to SC will heat up week 6 when they are 3-3, and he will be announced as the Trojans next coach week 10.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1069935605583351808

RaceBannon

Might as well not even stay in the Pac 12

SonnyShackelford

Ryan Abraham is a moron

Baseman

Air Raid in @ the Coliseum; Student Body Right—out. Let that sink in.

Let SC load up on WRs and hotshot QB’s while we take their RB’s and OL.

Doog_de_Jour

godawgst said:

Urban will get the treatment for his brain cyst, the urge/itch to return to coaching will percolate week 3, rumors to SC will heat up week 6 when they are 3-3, and he will be announced as the Trojans next coach week 10.

It’s his only shot at really trolling @SpiritHorse.