Southwest Airlines

HuskyJW

I will take "Things that never happened for $1000 please Alex."

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2018/11/southwest-apologizes-after-gate-agent-allegedly-mocks-5-year-old-named-abcde.html

PurpleThrobber

Sounds poor.

Flies Southwest and can't buy a vowel.

2001400ex

PurpleThrobber said:

Sounds poor.

Flies Southwest and can't buy a vowel.

I know you are being sarcastic. But his name has 2 vowels in it.

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Sounds poor.

Flies Southwest and can't buy a vowel.

I know you are being sarcastic. But his name has 2 vowels in it.

The first 6 vowels are consensual.

SFGbob

It should be mandatory that all employees mock the person with that name.

RaceBannon

Its like putting a tattoo on your face and wondering why people are staring at you


BTW if the facial tattoo is a teardrop don't stare.

SFGbob

RaceBannon said:

Its like putting a tattoo on your face and wondering why people are staring at you


BTW if the facial tattoo is a teardrop don't stare.

True story, I was friends with a guy in LA who was a public defender. One of his "clients" had tattooed "Fuck LAPD" on his forehead in big, black, block letters. Oddly, the guy had many run ins with the LAPD.

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

Its like putting a tattoo on your face and wondering why people are staring at you


BTW if the facial tattoo is a teardrop don't stare.

@Pitchfork51 true???

Pitchfork51

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

Its like putting a tattoo on your face and wondering why people are staring at you


BTW if the facial tattoo is a teardrop don't stare.

@Pitchfork51 true???

Huh

HillsboroDuck

I know victim blaming is wrong and shit, but ho. lee. fuck.

She named her kid abcde. Of course she was axing for it.

RaceBannon

SFGbob said:

RaceBannon said:

Its like putting a tattoo on your face and wondering why people are staring at you


BTW if the facial tattoo is a teardrop don't stare.

True story, I was friends with a guy in LA who was a public defender. One of his "clients" had tattooed "Fuck LAPD" on his forehead in big, black, block letters. Oddly, the guy had many run ins with the LAPD.

Sounds like grounds for an appeal. How can you get a fair trial with FUCK LAPD on your forehead?

ramenduck

HuskyJW said:

I will take "Things that never happened for $1000 please Alex."

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2018/11/southwest-apologizes-after-gate-agent-allegedly-mocks-5-year-old-named-abcde.html

Probably the exact the scenario mom fantasized about when she named the kid something so point-and-laugh-at-able. The free travel vouchers she'll get will be more than worth it.

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

Its like putting a tattoo on your face and wondering why people are staring at you


BTW if the facial tattoo is a teardrop don't stare.

@Pitchfork51 true???

The Throbber gets hard at Ron White. Fucking awesome.

Sledog

The child's mother, La-ah, should sue!

dflea

If you work in any service industry, and the airlines are in that category, you have to be pretty fucking stupid to clown on a customer. The only way to get door-ass-out faster is to assault a coworker or steal from the company.

Sorry, gate agent - that's a fucked up name and I understand your need to clown, but you had to know you were going to get canned for it.

LebamDawg

If the agent gets fired for this then whatever school this poor little girl is going to will not have any teachers left after they butcher her name until she graduates.

Mom will have enough settlements to pay for her education