OFFICIAL Ducks-Beavers Game Thread

DerekJohnson

Mosster47

"Coach your #5 is team getting fucking raped by a basketball school and you were just gifted the Rose Bowl. What do you need to do in the second half?"

"Compete, we've just got to compete."

No fucking shit Sherlock. How did that work out? Oh, you got raped with a butcher knife in the second half. I bet the half time speech really had everyone on the edge of their seat. What a turd.

I miss Oregon.

DerekJohnson

Mosster47 said:

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I miss Oregon damn it.

fixed that for you

oregonblitzkrieg

The civil fucking bore. Yay! Play hard for the chance to be in the Alamo Bowl.

Mosster47

OSU's play caller is a Fucktard.

ntxduck

The fact that Tyner is only now playing over Marshall due to injury shows how retarded our coaches are. I get that early on in the year he didn't really know the playbook, but by game 5 Tyner should have been getting the majority of the carries.

oregonblitzkrieg

ntxduck said:

The fact that Tyner is only now playing over Marshall due to injury shows how retarded our coaches are. I get that early on in the year he didn't really know the playbook, but by game 5 Tyner should have been getting the majority of the carries.

Absolutely agree. But still, LETS RUN THOMAS UP THE FUCKING MIDDLE (because it always works). Tyner should have been developed early on.

RaceBannon

UW led the beavs 62-6

Mosster47

RaceBannon said:

UW led the beavs 62-6

We get it, we're fucked. Oh, and so are you.

oregonblitzkrieg

RaceBannon said:

UW led the beavs 62-6

This means Washington beats Oregon, 45-24?

RaceBannon

"lol"

RaceBannon

17-17?


Really?

oregonblitzkrieg

We're supposed to get stomped and embarrassed in our bowl game, not by the barkrats. But if this helps getting Helfrich's ass the fuck out of Eugene this year, I'm ok with that.

Mosster47

For the good of all it might be best for the Beavs to win this. Riley is safe, Helf is out.

Perfect scenario.

TierbsHsotBoobs

It would be amazingly awesome if Helfrich got fired for 9-3 and Sark got extended for 8-4.

tracker

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It would be amazingly awesome if Helfrich got fired for 9-3 and Sark got extended for 8-4.

Jesus, that would be funny!

[Deleted User]

I really can't remember a team quitting this badly like Oregon has this year.

Mariota is playing so bad he might have to come back after all.

[Deleted User]

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It would be amazingly awesome if Helfrich got fired for 9-3 and Sark got extended for 8-4.

Like when Lambo was fired for going 6-6 yet Mike Riley went to the NFL going 5-6. I miss having standards.

CuntWaffle

I'm hearing the players took part in a bunch of parking lot rapes before the game started. Hard to expect them to compete after that.

Mosster47

These Ducks are shit!

PurpleJ

You guys don't want to fire your coach. It will ruin the recruiting class, and you might end up with someone worse. He just needs some more time.