Official Leech Couch Watch Thread

GrundleStiltzkin

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/byjoelanderson/status/1067077283213524992

HillsboroDuck

COACH STAYS!

PurpleThrobber

Leach extracts another extension and more money from Cuog on rumors of a job he wouldn't take anyway. Pirate, indeed.

#Looting.

GrundleStiltzkin

He's definitely going to try to LEAVE for somewhere. Right now, there doesn't appear to be an opening that's either good enough or, shall we say, tolerant enough for him.

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

He's definitely going to try to LEAVE for somewhere. Right now, there doesn't appear to be an opening that's either good enough or, shall we say, tolerant enough for him.

Cuog is fucking delusional if they think Leach is there for life. His history is shopping for jobs every single season, extract more loot, repeat.

Someday WSU will nut up and say uncle/can't pay that and he's gone. No warning, just gone.

IPukeOregonGrellow

PurpleThrobber said:

Leach extracts another extension and more money from Cuog on rumors of a job he wouldn't take anyway. Pirate, indeed.

#Looting.

Texas Tech fired Leach with cause, so he's essentially saying he's not interested in a job that's about as interested in him as Olivia Wilde is interested in me. The real question is what happens when a P5 job that he hasn't spent the last-half decade taking a blowtorch to opens up.

RaceBannon

The Big almost 12 teams is perfect for Leach. He's the guy that killed defense in that league anyway

animate

Leech displays mild Asperger's.

That whole Texas Tech thing he got 🔥 for is partly because he is not fully synced with the social ramifications of shoving a kid into a closet to recover, or whatever the fuck it was.

Watch him ramble .. watch him tell funny awkward jokes and anecdotes.

Watch him run the same "simple" plays which is part of the Asperger's penchant for patterns and be successful because keeping it simple stupid works great for college kids.

The other schools know this. Its all about fit for leech.

HillsboroDuck

animate said:

Leech displays mild Asperger's.

That whole Texas Tech thing he got 🔥 for is partly because he is not fully synced with the social ramifications of shoving a kid into a closet to recover, or whatever the fuck it was.

Watch him ramble .. watch him tell funny awkward jokes and anecdotes.

Watch him run the same "simple" plays which is part of the Asperger's penchant for patterns and be successful because keeping it simple stupid works great for college kids.

The other schools know this. Its all about fit for leech.

Mild?

GrundleStiltzkin

HillsboroDuck said:

animate said:

Leech displays mild Asperger's.

That whole Texas Tech thing he got 🔥 for is partly because he is not fully synced with the social ramifications of shoving a kid into a closet to recover, or whatever the fuck it was.

Watch him ramble .. watch him tell funny awkward jokes and anecdotes.

Watch him run the same "simple" plays which is part of the Asperger's penchant for patterns and be successful because keeping it simple stupid works great for college kids.

The other schools know this. Its all about fit for leech.

Mild?

insinceredawg

https://247sports.com/college/washington-state/Article/Washington-State-football-Texas-Tech-Mike-Leach-Kliff-Kingsbury-125471361/

FireCohen

9 win leach

backthepack

insinceredawg said:

https://247sports.com/college/washington-state/Article/Washington-State-football-Texas-Tech-Mike-Leach-Kliff-Kingsbury-125471361/

Leach to TTU and Kliff to WAZZU would be hilarious.

BayDawg

backthepack said:

insinceredawg said:

https://247sports.com/college/washington-state/Article/Washington-State-football-Texas-Tech-Mike-Leach-Kliff-Kingsbury-125471361/

Leach to TTU and Kliff to WAZZU would be hilarious.

You have to admit, Kliff would have a heyday with all the hot Bellevue co-eds with daddy issues.

sarktastic

“My friends call me Daddy”

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

HillsboroDuck said:

animate said:

Leech displays mild Asperger's.

That whole Texas Tech thing he got 🔥 for is partly because he is not fully synced with the social ramifications of shoving a kid into a closet to recover, or whatever the fuck it was.

Watch him ramble .. watch him tell funny awkward jokes and anecdotes.

Watch him run the same "simple" plays which is part of the Asperger's penchant for patterns and be successful because keeping it simple stupid works great for college kids.

The other schools know this. Its all about fit for leech.

Mild?

Chinned for 80's Madonna.

Good memories of rolling around with some Chi-O's who embraced that look.

PurpleThrobber

BayDawg said:

backthepack said:

insinceredawg said:

https://247sports.com/college/washington-state/Article/Washington-State-football-Texas-Tech-Mike-Leach-Kliff-Kingsbury-125471361/

Leach to TTU and Kliff to WAZZU would be hilarious.

You have to admit, Kliff would have a heyday with all the hot Bellevue co-eds with daddy issues.

The Throbber takes either PayPal or Venmo for royalties on plagiarism his shit, fucko.

And fuck me for not thinking of that first.