What the fuck
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town.
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2.5 faves and expecting a blow out.
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Maybe hell finally get to 1000 yardshaie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town. -
Good point. He might also become the first fucking running back in P12/10/8 etc history to rush for over 1000 yards four times.Pitchfork51 said:
Maybe hell finally get to 5000 yardshaie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town.
Jesus. Go back to playing with your 1/4 inch limp fucking dick you worthless piece of shit.
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Lol about “gentleman bets for beers.” Turns into your buddy buying the first pitcher of bud light while you small talk about boring shit before buying 20 more rounds and getting fucked up.haie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town. -
You are wise to the ways of the Cuog. Those fucks can mooch more free alcohol than I've ever seen anywhere on this planet. They take the "I forgot my wallet at home" angle to withering heights.RoadDawg55 said:
Lol about “gentleman bets for beers.” Turns into your buddy buying the first pitcher of bud light while you small talk about boring shit before buying 20 more rounds and getting fucked up.haie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town.
Be especially wary of the female Cuog who drunkenly rubs her tits all up on you for most of the night, sucking down free drinks and then magically "doesn't feel well" at the end of the evening and then bails with the fat loud-mouthed friend you've been nice to all night. They are crafty when it comes to their booze.
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Cocky cuogs best cuogs.
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Wasnt aware this was a cuog thing.PurpleThrobber said:
You are wise to the ways of the Cuog. Those fucks can mooch more free alcohol than I've ever seen anywhere on this planet. They take the "I forgot my wallet at home" angle to withering heights.RoadDawg55 said:
Lol about “gentleman bets for beers.” Turns into your buddy buying the first pitcher of bud light while you small talk about boring shit before buying 20 more rounds and getting fucked up.haie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town.
Be especially wary of the female Cuog who drunkenly rubs her tits all up on you for most of the night, sucking down free drinks and then magically "doesn't feel well" at the end of the evening and then bails with the fat loud-mouthed friend you've been nice to all night. They are crafty when it comes to their booze. -
Any Coog that texts or calls me after the game I will ask 1) where were you the last 5 years, ans and 2) how many times have I called or texted you after an apple cup. The answer is zero.
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Simple factPurpleThrobber said:
You are wise to the ways of the Cuog. Those fucks can mooch more free alcohol than I've ever seen anywhere on this planet. They take the "I forgot my wallet at home" angle to withering heights.RoadDawg55 said:
Lol about “gentleman bets for beers.” Turns into your buddy buying the first pitcher of bud light while you small talk about boring shit before buying 20 more rounds and getting fucked up.haie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town.
Be especially wary of the female Cuog who drunkenly rubs her tits all up on you for most of the night, sucking down free drinks and then magically "doesn't feel well" at the end of the evening and then bails with the fat loud-mouthed friend you've been nice to all night. They are crafty when it comes to their booze. -
Huh, turns out my middle brother is a Coug.PurpleThrobber said:
You are wise to the ways of the Cuog. Those fucks can mooch more free alcohol than I've ever seen anywhere on this planet. They take the "I forgot my wallet at home" angle to withering heights.RoadDawg55 said:
Lol about “gentleman bets for beers.” Turns into your buddy buying the first pitcher of bud light while you small talk about boring shit before buying 20 more rounds and getting fucked up.haie said:Fucking Starbucks, multiple places this morning cupgs walk up and ask me if I think we have a shot tonight.
High school Coog buddies texting me after radio silence for 5 years about "gentleman bets for beers" on the game.
You fucking seryous fags?
Your daddy Myles Gaskin is in town.
Be especially wary of the female Cuog who drunkenly rubs her tits all up on you for most of the night, sucking down free drinks and then magically "doesn't feel well" at the end of the evening and then bails with the fat loud-mouthed friend you've been nice to all night. They are crafty when it comes to their booze.
